CONFESS YOUR SINS HERE FOR FORGIVENESS

I had an unpure thought a few minutes ago

The Divine Spirit told me to tell you to follow your impure thought, goin to hell anyway for paying the prostitute in counterfeit cash last week

I have committed, almost, every sin in the book.........

The Divine One says SHE KNEW THAT, the Divinity says you should contact George Bush for a job in the Army to cleanse your sins in pure OIL.

You know what I did that summer.
Hey Jesus, I'm truly sorry. I'll see you next Christmas.

get fucked

I used my Amex Card

The Divine One wants you to contact NASA and join their team and take all the prescribed drugs they require so you can report every ET spacecraft as weather phenomenon for the next 5 years, then you'll be cleansed but too stoned to know it

Divine One is workin on it for me now, Pamela Lee hopefully will read this

AMEX is considered counterfeit in many countries

name the countries ... or did you just committ the sin of lying ????

Divine One has requested you shove that pole up your keester, and will not forgive you for telling that teenage cheerleader your a scout for Playboy, Repent 160399, giver her back those pictures for forgiveness

IRAQ

Ooo OP is gonna get his divine wisdom revoked for that one. Shame.

SpectrumBlue, The Divine One told me that SHE SEEN you sneaking whiskey behind your husbands back, wants you to share with him for redemption, also advices to make sure it is Jack Daniels, the Divine One's favorite choice.

I'm already on it. Thanks D.O.!

Divine One is proud of you now Isaac, SHE has promised more drugs soon, will peel some good reefers away from George Bush for you once him and Satan go golfing.

But we don't have wiskey. And I can't drink because it would kill me if I did. Because of my health.
Your divine one should know that.

Sorry, my misinterpreation, the audible sounds were not clear, I thought she said sneakin whisky, actually she said "bein frisky", I am sorry, in any such, the Divine One wants you to still share your encounters with your husband, and Jack Daniels is the guy who you will meet to share encounters with soon. Oh yah, Blessed Be, got the Blessed BE statement from some guy named Adam the Zetaguy

The Divine One has sent me one more statement, for all who view this message, SHE would like you to all run around your front yard naked with a bag of Doritos chips and shout Allah loudly for 15 minutes or until a messenger of GOD herself shows up with a white outfit for you to wear.

Sounds like fun. But I don't have a yard and considering how cold it is I'm not doing it.

The Divine One remembers you reading my phony post about Comet McNaught coming to destroy Earth yesterday and responding with a comment about "panic sex", please fulfill this instead of running in front yard

LINK PLEASE!!

With only 10 minutes left in my grand hour of divine wisdon, I hope that I have fulfilled all my fellow friends here with good judgment and your sins may now be forgiven.

For those who did not confess, the Divine One offers you hethens a glorified bath with GWB in his next tour of Iran

[link to www.heavensgate.com]

Rejoice and cut off some testicles with friends at a party near you with Doe.

Praise the Holy of Holy::2Pe 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, :::::Psa 32:5 I acknowledged my sin unto thee, and mine iniquity have I not hid. I said, I will confess my transgressions unto the LORD; and thou forgavest the iniquity of my sin. Selah. Num 5:7 Then they shall confess their sin which they have done: and he shall recompense his trespass with the principal thereof, and add unto it the fifth part thereof, and give it unto him against whom he hath trespassed. :::::::Pro 14:9 Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favour. Praise the Lamb:amen THREAD OF FOOLS!!!!

Divine One says SHE didnt write all that, says to tell you to pick up fresh copy of Scientology book at local store, and, repent from the wine.