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The Comedian :D User ID: 12971879 United States 11/23/2016 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Then what's that separating your ears? Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
duFontaine. User ID: 29412599 United States 11/23/2016 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok let me get this straight NASA wants a inventor the invent a shiter in the suits. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71060052 WTF did the moon astronauts do then? Wear diapers the whole fucking time? Another leak we never landed on the moon. #shittergate "Accept now that all you have seen from the day of your birth on the surface of the earth, to the present, are wonderful only because the finite mind of man is confused with fragments of evidence, that, from whatever direction we meet them, spring from an unreachable infinity." "There was a man who could create what could not be imagined. A temple so great you questioned if it was built with human hands. A man who built an idea into the greatest force the world has ever known. A world built from a single word. I care not for the folly of man but for the end of human contention." |
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spaceFraud User ID: 73478094 United States 11/23/2016 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If space travel were real the answer would be to not send humans or other animals. Use computers and machines to explore. If the iss were real after 14 years now it would be full of hair, skin, body fluids and farts. The whole thing is just more nonsense to justify stealing billions from the taxpayer to go nowhere and do nothing. It is bs, period. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71049505 United States 11/23/2016 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If space travel were real the answer would be to not send humans or other animals. Use computers and machines to explore. If the iss were real after 14 years now it would be full of hair, skin, body fluids and farts. The whole thing is just more nonsense to justify stealing billions from the taxpayer to go nowhere and do nothing. It is bs, period. Quoting: spaceFraud 73478094 WHERE R ALL THE TURDS ON ISS???? |
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JimBomB User ID: 72525567 United States 11/23/2016 11:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LMFAO For those that DON'T approve of my use of memes --- FO! YOU ARE THE MACHINE [link to youtu.be (secure)] [link to youtu.be] |
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JimBomB User ID: 72525567 United States 11/23/2016 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought they replaced a bunch of Americans with genius Muslims at NASA? WTF,they can't figure out the space poopy? For those that DON'T approve of my use of memes --- FO! YOU ARE THE MACHINE [link to youtu.be (secure)] [link to youtu.be] |
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The Philosopher Stoned User ID: 73477578 United States 11/24/2016 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Huh. No problem. Easy solution: Put all the astronauts in a giant, looped human centipede space suit. Like a giant circle jerk of excrement. Last Edited by The Philosopher Stoned on 11/24/2016 12:04 AM |
CitizenPerth User ID: 66515138 Australia 11/24/2016 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | let it all dribble down you leg like a stag night.. problem solved.... It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
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eagle's heart/aurora User ID: 72908624 United States 11/24/2016 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok let me get this straight NASA wants a inventor the invent a shiter in the suits. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71060052 WTF did the moon astronauts do then? Wear diapers the whole fucking time? Another leak we never landed on the moon. #shittergate No, that would be the sewers connnected to the pizzagate restaurants connected to the the dumbs. in dc. |
Videobarbs User ID: 52755637 United States 11/24/2016 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why don't you ask fake Astronaut Matt Kowalski (aka Geo Clooney) from the fictional documentary movie "Gravity". He'll come up with some funny poop story and perhaps a solution. As far as the menstrual discharge, why not the tried and true tampons and pads. |
darth User ID: 70183558 United States 11/24/2016 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Retired Space Shuttle engineer here. I think the answer is a space suit that the astronaut can move around in. The idea of not being able to scratch your nose for days is like torture! I remember a Werner Von Braun space suit idea in the 1950s that was like a 55 gal. drum with arms that you could use. The astronaut could totally pull his arms and legs inside the drum. The Apollo guys used a plastic bag with adhesive that they stuck onto their butt. It had a finger cot built in for wiping. |
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