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NASA on the hunt for space poop geniuses

 
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Space is fake
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Then what's that separating your ears?
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Ok let me get this straight NASA wants a inventor the invent a shiter in the suits.
WTF did the moon astronauts do then?
Wear diapers the whole fucking time?
Another leak we never landed on the moon.
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Space is fake
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Then what's that separating your ears?
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not that i watch astronauts masturbate or anything,

but don't they make them eat their own catch rags?

honest question.
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11/23/2016 11:11 PM
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not that i watch astronauts masturbate or anything,

but don't they make them eat their own catch rags?

honest question.

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11/23/2016 11:13 PM
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Yin and yang is never ending because if it did so would everything.....
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Artificial gravity. What kind of shit box are you riding to Mars when you cant spin it up for partial g?
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11/23/2016 11:19 PM
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If space travel were real the answer would be to not send humans or other animals. Use computers and machines to explore. If the iss were real after 14 years now it would be full of hair, skin, body fluids and farts. The whole thing is just more nonsense to justify stealing billions from the taxpayer to go nowhere and do nothing. It is bs, period.
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If space travel were real the answer would be to not send humans or other animals. Use computers and machines to explore. If the iss were real after 14 years now it would be full of hair, skin, body fluids and farts. The whole thing is just more nonsense to justify stealing billions from the taxpayer to go nowhere and do nothing. It is bs, period.
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WHERE R ALL THE TURDS ON ISS????poop
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This is a joke they have already figured this out
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11/23/2016 11:52 PM
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Just let it rip into space.. Who knows what creature we may seed in a million years.
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LMFAO
yo funnyhaha
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That cruise gif cage
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11/23/2016 11:55 PM
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I thought they replaced a bunch of Americans with genius Muslims at NASA? WTF,they can't figure out the space poopy?
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Bait for new employees.folks to suit up elite for one way trip.you dont think they already got this.20 years of tr3bs astra and b2s.come on.
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Re: NASA on the hunt for space poop geniuses
Huh. No problem. Easy solution: Put all the astronauts in a giant, looped human centipede space suit. Like a giant circle jerk of excrement.

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let it all dribble down you leg like a stag night.. problem solved....
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let it all dribble down you leg like a stag night.. problem solved....
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let it all dribble down you leg like a stag night.. problem solved....
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What's the hurry on designs? They've been handling it Okie dooky so far LOL
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I wonder how they handle diarrhea in space?
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If it's projectile diarrhea they could use it as a thrust supplement.

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Just send it out in a projectile.

Towards the sun.

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Ok let me get this straight NASA wants a inventor the invent a shiter in the suits.
WTF did the moon astronauts do then?
Wear diapers the whole fucking time?
Another leak we never landed on the moon.
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#shittergate
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No, that would be the sewers connnected to the pizzagate restaurants connected to the the dumbs. in dc.
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Why don't you ask fake Astronaut Matt Kowalski (aka Geo Clooney) from the fictional documentary movie "Gravity". He'll come up with some funny poop story and perhaps a solution. As far as the menstrual discharge, why not the tried and true tampons and pads.
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Retired Space Shuttle engineer here.

I think the answer is a space suit that the astronaut can move around in. The idea of not being able to scratch your nose for days is like torture!

I remember a Werner Von Braun space suit idea in the 1950s that was like a 55 gal. drum with arms that you could use. The astronaut could totally pull his arms and legs inside the drum.

The Apollo guys used a plastic bag with adhesive that they stuck onto their butt. It had a finger cot built in for wiping.
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Paging Howard Wolowitz!
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Wouldn't cheaper to perform colostomy to all astronauts?
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THIS SHIT GOT PINED.....damned
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They need a Poo-Eater ? 'Imposter President' Bathhouse Barry Soetoro has a lot of real life experience in that field
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Ask the secret space program guys. They have moon and Mars bases I'm sure they have this problem licked. Perhaps some of the ET races we trade with have some insight.
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The fact that we have to wear diapers in space alone proves we should not be there.don't question the intelligence of the almighty creator . we're stuck on earth

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