i just got 4 replies on my new dating profile.

one of the replies was to call me a pig.

i just messaged back and said sorry. the russians must of hacked my account.

we are going to have a coffee tomorrow. to talk about it.

I guarantee at least 3 of them are dudes.

$$$$$$$$$$$$

and the other is a bot

Bertha, Margaret, Hazel, and Ada?

Bots.

im soon gonna find out. if they can suck a good dick, who knows.........................................

so should i change something then?
something a bot could understand.
maybe brief could help me? his karma is like a novel.
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i'm just looking for a well done blow job.
take your time, enjoy it like its the last time you'll be giving head.
thats what i'm looking for.

perhaps , if everything is done to my expectations and its in order on your end, i'll return the favor.
if this sounds like fun to you. you know what to do.

kind regards.

this is the best angle to start with dating sites.

One of them was probably Judethz.

The bots can help you out then.

"Go. Fuck. Your. Self." only counts as one reply.

but first

Grindr?

i actually forgot. i made sure i put . no yentas allowed. even dudes posing as one.

what would the world do without the japs !

Ashley Madison bots.

no pof's "real women "

you will eventually find out that they are all broken. Nothing worth while is ever that easy, there is always a catch.

Damn! That radiation from Japan has really hit you hard! Four hands??!!

Im on the east coast. it just made it to the west coast. i still have some time before it hits us.

no worries i got my thyroid pills ready to go.
they handed them out last year, for some reason.
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but lets digress. this thread is about a good blow job.
and who is going to give it to me..

i can fish.
i have great lures and a fantastic rod !

Did one of them use the handle "Brief"?

i hope you have acid and antibiotics too

speaking from experience?
please enlighten us as to what happened? and how you handled it.

no. he is far to busy being an uncle to some nigglets.