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Cat sends man to hospital after he opens Christmas present

 
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Cat sends man to hospital after he opens Christmas present
man these cats are assholes


An overexcited man was attacked by a cat while unwrapping a present in a hilarious video.

Andrew Woodard was caught on camera sitting by a Christmas tree while he unwrapped the gift in Macon, Georgia.

'I got a PlayStation! I got a PlayStation for Christmas!' he yelled excitedly.

A cat nearby then hopped onto Woodard and attacked him.



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12/25/2016 08:15 AM
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If that would be my cat...she would be fucking dead.
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12/25/2016 08:31 AM
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Take that cat to China Town.
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12/25/2016 08:40 AM
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SHOOORYUKEN!
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He deserved it.
What is he 20? +?
Acting like a twit.
Sick'em kitty!
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man these cats are assholes


An overexcited man was attacked by a cat while unwrapping a present in a hilarious video.

Andrew Woodard was caught on camera sitting by a Christmas tree while he unwrapped the gift in Macon, Georgia.

'I got a PlayStation! I got a PlayStation for Christmas!' he yelled excitedly.

A cat nearby then hopped onto Woodard and attacked him.



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73661855


That cat was trying to remove the GAY in it's owner.....
FACTS Don't Give a DAMN about your FEELINGS!
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12/25/2016 08:47 AM
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Thats one smart pussy cat, Thumbs up to the cat!!
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He deserved it.
What is he 20? +?
Acting like a twit.
Sick'em kitty!
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A pussy attacked by a pussy!
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yes the cat is the problem, not the grown man acting like a tard for a playstation...
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Thats one smart pussy cat, Thumbs up to the cat!!
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this ^
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the cat may have been teaching the twit a good lesson.
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Oh COME ON !!
EDIT Stop the video RIGHT THERE?
That was NOT AN ATTACK!!
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Oh COME ON !!
EDIT Stop the video RIGHT THERE?
That was NOT AN ATTACK!!
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A "grown man" getting that excited about a damn gaming system deserves to be attacked. The cat was just telling him to grow up and stop being such a pussy.
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He deserved it.
What is he 20? +?
Acting like a twit.
Sick'em kitty!
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What if that had been a little kid acting excited and was attacked would you be saying get him kitty also? There was no justification for that cat to attack. It has attacked people before and is anti-social. I would never keep a hostile pet like that. They should send it to a cat sanctuary as it clearly doesn't like people all that much.
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He deserved it.
What is he 20? +?
Acting like a twit.
Sick'em kitty!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73667019


What if that had been a little kid acting excited and was attacked would you be saying get him kitty also? There was no justification for that cat to attack. It has attacked people before and is anti-social. I would never keep a hostile pet like that. They should send it to a cat sanctuary as it clearly doesn't like people all that much.
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ha-tears
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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A "grown man" getting that excited about a damn gaming system deserves to be attacked. The cat was just telling him to grow up and stop being such a pussy.
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hesright
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I never liked cats!
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Re: Cat sends man to hospital after he opens Christmas present
man these cats are assholes


An overexcited man was attacked by a cat while unwrapping a present in a hilarious video.

Andrew Woodard was caught on camera sitting by a Christmas tree while he unwrapped the gift in Macon, Georgia.

'I got a PlayStation! I got a PlayStation for Christmas!' he yelled excitedly.

A cat nearby then hopped onto Woodard and attacked him.



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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73661855


The guy looks like a real fag. I don't blame the cat.
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The cat was saying, act like a man instead of a little fukin teenage girl.
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12/25/2016 09:10 AM
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Ancient Egyptians kept cats around because
Of thier ability to see demonic spirits

That guy just received a demonic portol as a gift, and that's a wrap

Pun intended
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12/25/2016 09:12 AM
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You guys believe this crap? Lol

Total FAKE story. Video so obviously choreographed
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Re: Cat sends man to hospital after he opens Christmas present
man these cats are assholes


An overexcited man was attacked by a cat while unwrapping a present in a hilarious video.

Andrew Woodard was caught on camera sitting by a Christmas tree while he unwrapped the gift in Macon, Georgia.

'I got a PlayStation! I got a PlayStation for Christmas!' he yelled excitedly.

A cat nearby then hopped onto Woodard and attacked him.



[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73661855


That cat was trying to remove the GAY in it's owner.....
 Quoting: Truthserum


^^^THIS^^^
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12/25/2016 09:13 AM
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Re: Cat sends man to hospital after he opens Christmas present
He deserved it.
What is he 20? +?
Acting like a twit.
Sick'em kitty!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73667019


What if that had been a little kid acting excited and was attacked would you be saying get him kitty also? There was no justification for that cat to attack. It has attacked people before and is anti-social. I would never keep a hostile pet like that. They should send it to a cat sanctuary as it clearly doesn't like people all that much.
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:ha-tears:
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


Fuck cats
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Re: Cat sends man to hospital after he opens Christmas present
Why is the PS4 box empty though
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Cats can eat a dick
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12/25/2016 09:16 AM
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That's funny, because I can get excited about receiving a gift and snap a cats neck no problempigchef
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12/25/2016 09:20 AM
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Re: Cat sends man to hospital after he opens Christmas present
The cat thought he was possessed and was trying to exorcise the demon. Why else would a grown man act like a fruit loop over a Playstation unless it was SATAN.





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