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THIS is Exactly Why I Don't Do Faceplant or Tweeter

 
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THIS is Exactly Why I Don't Do Faceplant or Tweeter
I just ordered a pizza online. At the bottom of the order confirmation page, this absurd notification exists:

"Let your friends know that pizza's on its way!" It has the icons for Faceplant and Tweeter.

Honestly, I barely care that "pizza's on its way." Aside from the fact that "pizza's" is grammatically incorrect, I really have no desire to tell anyone but my wife that it is on the way. Idiots that DO care would likely want to see a picture of the pizza when it gets here. I'm going to eat it; I'm not going to take a picture of the fucking thing.
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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but insta gram..!
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Re: THIS is Exactly Why I Don't Do Faceplant or Tweeter
I just ordered a pizza online. At the bottom of the order confirmation page, this absurd notification exists:

"Let your friends know that pizza's on its way!" It has the icons for Faceplant and Tweeter.

Honestly, I barely care that "pizza's on its way." Aside from the fact that "pizza's" is grammatically incorrect, I really have no desire to tell anyone but my wife that it is on the way. Idiots that DO care would likely want to see a picture of the pizza when it gets here. I'm going to eat it; I'm not going to take a picture of the fucking thing.
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Yeah, me either... but there are a whole butt-load of vapid little snowflakes out there who sincerely believe that an event of this magnate must be shared with everyone on the planet.

It's also free advertising.
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I suppose that if I DID get on Faceplant, I'd post pictures of my bowel movements. I mean, if people want to see what I had for dinner, they'd probably want to see the end result as well.
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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Re: THIS is Exactly Why I Don't Do Faceplant or Tweeter
I just ordered a pizza online. At the bottom of the order confirmation page, this absurd notification exists:

"Let your friends know that pizza's on its way!" It has the icons for Faceplant and Tweeter.

Honestly, I barely care that "pizza's on its way." Aside from the fact that "pizza's" is grammatically incorrect, I really have no desire to tell anyone but my wife that it is on the way. Idiots that DO care would likely want to see a picture of the pizza when it gets here. I'm going to eat it; I'm not going to take a picture of the fucking thing.
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So is your Pizza's on the way..YES OR NO?

I would like to know.
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I refuse to use either they both suck and spy on you
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I suppose that if I DID get on Faceplant, I'd post pictures of my bowel movements. I mean, if people want to see what I had for dinner, they'd probably want to see the end result as well.
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It is grammatically correct, fool.
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I suppose that if I DID get on Faceplant, I'd post pictures of my bowel movements. I mean, if people want to see what I had for dinner, they'd probably want to see the end result as well.
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pictures or it didn't happen.
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You must ask yourself,Grasshoppa' if you did actually want someone to know you were giving an invite for free food, how many would want to join you?

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pizza's = pizza is
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You must ask yourself,Grasshoppa' if you did actually want someone to know you were giving an invite for free food, how many would want to join you?

s226
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NONE. And I would be happy. I do not like mooches, and I sure as hell don't want any at my door.
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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pizza's = pizza is
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Yeah, I messed up on that part. That a bummer on me.
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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If you didn't want people to know your pizza is on the way why the hell are you telling us that your pizza is on the way?
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I suppose that if I DID get on Faceplant, I'd post pictures of my bowel movements. I mean, if people want to see what I had for dinner, they'd probably want to see the end result as well.
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:BigSP:
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Looks like this one came with cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, pineapple and melons on the side.
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grammar nazi fail
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I suppose that if I DID get on Faceplant, I'd post pictures of my bowel movements. I mean, if people want to see what I had for dinner, they'd probably want to see the end result as well.
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:BigSP:
 Quoting: Hawk-02



Looks like this one came with cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, pineapple and melons on the side.
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Jajajajaja





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