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God Hates The Sleep-Deprived

 
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God Hates The Sleep-Deprived
Psalm127:2 For God grants sleep to those he loves.

If you do not sleep well, this is a sign that God does not love you, since everyone he DOES love is granted sleep. From this verse, we know God has cursed those with sleeping problems.

If you're like me, you should give up hope. God doesn't want us in his happy little club of deep sleepers.
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U mad u mad


U still mad :D
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Freak.
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Yeah lol.
God must be the Sleeping Beauty.

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Re: God Hates The Sleep-Deprived
Psalm127:2 For God grants sleep to those he loves.

If you do not sleep well, this is a sign that God does not love you, since everyone he DOES love is granted sleep. From this verse, we know God has cursed those with sleeping problems.

If you're like me, you should give up hope. God doesn't want us in his happy little club of deep sleepers.
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So the first thing you think of is quitting on God?
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Psalm127:2 For God grants sleep to those he loves.

If you do not sleep well, this is a sign that God does not love you, since everyone he DOES love is granted sleep. From this verse, we know God has cursed those with sleeping problems.

If you're like me, you should give up hope. God doesn't want us in his happy little club of deep sleepers.
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Haha n00b
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So wake up and go to sleep.



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God will love you when you wake up again!
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Psalm127:2 For God grants sleep to those he loves.

If you do not sleep well, this is a sign that God does not love you, since everyone he DOES love is granted sleep. From this verse, we know God has cursed those with sleeping problems.

If you're like me, you should give up hope. God doesn't want us in his happy little club of deep sleepers.
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I Sleep Awake A False Sleep Where My Dreams Are Ones Reality. I Can Predict The Future Some People on glp know me only from dreams thats like set In The Future.
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Yeah. When God hates you, he really doesn't miss any opportunity to mess with you. Nothing is too trivial, not even messing with your sleep.

I'll bet even hemorrhoids and boils are signs of his divine displeasure.
Steaks are high
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Yeah. When God hates you, he really doesn't miss any opportunity to mess with you. Nothing is too trivial, not even messing with your sleep.

I'll bet even hemorrhoids and boils are signs of his divine displeasure.
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Yes. God does it. Sure.
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Re: God Hates The Sleep-Deprived
sleep comes from a healthy soul.
healthy soul comes from being good.

if you are a good G-d grants you a happy good soul, peace of mind, and then you can sleep like a baby.

maybe be a good person and G-d will give you sleep again.
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Luke 22:45
When Jesus rose from prayer and returned to the disciples, He found them asleep, exhausted from sorrow.
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Sometimes babies cant sleep
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Guess I shall hit the hay then.
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Good health is a blassing also
But It does not mean that God hates you just because you ill
Marriage and children are a blessing
But it does not mean God hates you if your single or cant have children
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Psalm127:2 For God grants sleep to those he loves.

If you do not sleep well, this is a sign that God does not love you, since everyone he DOES love is granted sleep. From this verse, we know God has cursed those with sleeping problems.

If you're like me, you should give up hope. God doesn't want us in his happy little club of deep sleepers.
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John 10:10New King James Version (NKJV)

10 The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly.
"Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath."
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Remember, everything is in reverse ;)
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had my afternoon nap X) blwkss

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more self-loathing

greaaaat

thanks for that
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Good health is a blassing also
But It does not mean that God hates you just because you ill
Marriage and children are a blessing
But it does not mean God hates you if your single or cant have children
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guess i shld start engaging in self-flagellation
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Remember, everything is in reverse ;)
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The OP AC is really saying I suck dick for beer money.

Last Edited by Milekiel on 08/02/2018 01:00 AM
“The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times.”

- "The Alchemist", by Paulo Cohelo
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For starters you could stop pretending to sleep. Junkie. <3
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Last Edited by Coupes on 08/27/2018 11:06 PM
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We are all God's children
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Re: God Hates The Sleep-Deprived
The verse basically says God loves everyone since everyone has to sleep to survive even you OP, even if is 2 hours of sleep it helps you to stay alive. As long as you stay alive is proof God loves you and cares for you.





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