Spent 25 minutes plunging the wife's crapper. A treadmill doesn't have anything on this workout....

Would be easy to rant but it's pointless. Two + pounds of heavy duty shit and half a roll ain't going down easy or quick. Do the world a favor and hit the handle on first splash out of courtesy please. Thanks I think.

Signed,

For better or worse, burdened with the worse longer than you know.

Ugh.