JUST GOT FIRED

Is Trump your boss?

You need to be more humble.

U MAD BRO??? CALL A LAWYER FIGHT DA MAN

He walked up to me and said...

I think we have a conflict of personalities...

And I replied, no sir no conflict of personalities

I just have a personality and you lack one

That'll teach you for banning me.

Never confuse personality with professionalism.

Are you black?

PHD's dont mean shat anymore..If you dont have the street smarts you just pissed away your college tuition.

Well I guess ill drink myself to death this semester while I'm out of work

Who wants to learn some history for free..

I was getting over 10k a class :p

Fuck I HATE LIBERAL PUSSIES

PHD just means you're indoctrinated into the shit they fed into you.

Medical doctors are half fucking retarded anymore. I should start a practice, I'd kill less people and heal more. If I healed 10000 and killed 1, they'd have my head for the one, yet they kill 10000 and heal 1 and they're fine with that.

Hang in there, bro

No I'm 27 and was having a bad day

I see what you did there.

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Supposedly there are unfounded rumors of some humans that are BOTH black AND 27!!!

Who's your daddy and what does he do?

What do I do for the next 6 months?

I fucked up!

RIT! RIT!

Dammit I'm a hot head

He's a blue collar Carpenter

Hopefully it'll work out in the end and you'll end up with a better job.

Sue them.

I was part timing at Cornell but they NEVER HIRE FULL TIME as young as me

BULLSHIT

go away

Something better will come along OP.

join the circus and pop corn on your head!

If you want your job back, call back and apologize

Tell them you were having a bad day

On the bright side, History is slightly less useless than Astronomy

Aweee thank you :)

I'm normally just a reader but you always seem so nice so thanks

Just emotionally detach yourself. Make believe your a actor in a movie, or a spy in real life.

Mission Impossible

Call them. Apologize.

Try to get your job back.

I suppose you'll learn when not run that cock holster now. "Be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear".

But seriously, relax. It's not the end of your career. Regroup, get you're shit together, and MOVE FORWARD.

Hey ASSHOLE

If history was useless there would be a holodomer every 100 years

A Holocaust every 100 years

I learn this shit so when I run for governor one day I'll portect your ass