Why do so many women start looking like dried prunes after the age of 45?

And middle aged men look like giant blobs of dough waiting to be kneaded (or is that KNEED...in the groin).

i dont touch anything over 36

too long on the cawk carousel.

its like if you cook a roast too long.

Yep, you're nearing the end.

naw im quite good im in my 20's

once the child bearing years are done there is no longer any need for nature to attract the male... so the woman retires to Haggard

I work for a med spa. The decline in skin elasticity (due to drastically low collagen production) is the main reason females look 'prinish'.

Few women take the time to research effective treatment methods to combat this. The ones that do, stay hydrated and avoid alcohol... stay attractive.

Smoking, drinking, drugs and to many poundings by Chad.

This is why many women in their mid 30s are in a rush to marry.

lol

You are what you eat.

Because men age like fine wine.

Women age like milk.

I guess it would be the same reason that so many of the men look like dried up old bald prunes after the age 45.

Yes, a quote made up by a man to make himself feel better.

Marlon Brando is proof that it isn't the case. Hottest man on the planet in his youth and look what happened to him.

dont ferget they also go plum crazy with menopause too.

I like banging them 30 or under,
they still taste sweet

31 to 51 you should drink a barrel of scotch before the deed.


52+ possible maggots or dead body odors

We will see what you look like when you get to be 900 years old

Keep telling yourself that, ex of mine from college, while I'm banging your daughter.

lol ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You would still suck Clint Eastwood's dick.

The candle that burns the brightest, burns out the fastest....it's true

I have seen some stunning 45+ year old ladies. Why does GLP have to keep beating this horse? Its old and its a fake narrative

I've heard older women are better in bed. My oldest (34) was for sure.

Over ripe prunes are disgusting

by all means, she's all yours ....... have at her champ !!

[link to themockdock.com]

What do you take me for? I am not fckn clickin that

damn she looks shovel ready

just take a peek