What Do You Call A Muslim With 6 Goats?

Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits

‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense

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"Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole

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Blue Horseshoe loves GLP

I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



Slake Blake

FOUR TERMS FOR OUR PRESIDENT!

Southern Soldier

Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poloi' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”

If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.

Winston Churchill

I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.