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Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!

 
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Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
Punxsutawney Phil is a Marmot who identifies as a Groundhog

Climate Change Experts have disclosed that Marmots are not capable of predicting the weather

the MSM appears to be covering up these breaking details

the Public has been duped on the Winter Forecast every since Feb.2009 when it has been disclosed the Obama Administration through Executive Order changed the rules for Winter Forecasting by Hibernating Animals to include Marmots

Rumors on the Web are saying that Trump is looking at overturning this EO saying that Obama overstepped his authority in changing this rule

Every Feb. 2, the marmot known as Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his burrow in western Pennsylvania and looks to the ground for his shadow -- marking the annual celebration of Groundhog Day.


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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
OMFG! I will never believe anything again!
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FASCIST LIARS
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
a marmot is the same animal as the groundhog
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
Please contact your Local Congressman/Congresswoman and ask them to support the repeal of this travesty of Climate Science

NO MORE MARMOTS!!!
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
Punxsutawney Phil is a Marmot who identifies as a Groundhog

Climate Change Experts have disclosed that Marmots are not capable of predicting the weather

the MSM appears to be covering up these breaking details

the Public has been duped on the Winter Forecast every since Feb.2009 when it has been disclosed the Obama Administration through Executive Order changed the rules for Winter Forecasting by Hibernating Animals to include Marmots

Rumors on the Web are saying that Trump is looking at overturning this EO saying that Obama overstepped his authority in changing this rule

Every Feb. 2, the marmot known as Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his burrow in western Pennsylvania and looks to the ground for his shadow -- marking the annual celebration of Groundhog Day.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1063435


Maybe they could use my aunt Priscilla's arthritis in her knee to predict the weather. She swears by it.

Each Feb. 2nd, she could show a little leg.

PS. Priscilla would be 87 years old if she were real. She's not. LOL

Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 02/02/2017 04:05 PM
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
a marmot is the same animal as the groundhog
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73888645


Groundhogs my friend are specifically found only in the Eastern U.S.

Marmots are found only in the West

STOP THIS DIVERSITY MADDNESS
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
From now on we should all demand EXTERME VETTING for all Groundhogs giving the Winter Forecasting

GROUNDHOG DAY IS FOR GROUNDHOGS!!!
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
Punxsutawney Phil is a False Marmot Prophet!

Appointed by the Obama Administration under the Guise of Diversity

Keep Groundhog Day Pure!

There is Only One True Groundhog to Believe In

Gen. Beauregard Lee

[link to www.wsbtv.com]

Groundhog Day for Groundhogs

MAKE GROUNDHOG DAY GREAT AGAIN!
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
Stop the Rodent Fascist Movement

Groundhog Lives Matter!!!
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
So Where Does This All End?

First you get Marmots predicting the end of Winter

next thing you know it will be Chipmunks

then Gophers

and Heaven Forbid,

Prairie Dogs

WHERE IT ALL END!!!
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
Ashley Judd says that she's a NASTY Marmot supporter
and decries that all the Marmot Deniers on Winter Weather are Nazis Groundhog Supremacist
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
Madonna now Vows to Blow Up General Beauregard Lee's
Antebellum Den

uses the "W" word

call's him a Whistle Pig
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
WWU Now Supporting Groundhogs

The WoodChuck Workers Union has now launched support of Groundhog Unity

Say's using the "W" word is offensive

WhistlePig is a Racist Term used to describe Groundhogs
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Re: Breaking Scandal: Not Fake News: Punxsutawney Phil is Not A Groundhog!!!!
a marmot is the same animal as the groundhog
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73888645


What? I thought he was a Malamute.
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