CEO Makes Employees Take Snowflake Test

Among those questions?
•Outside of standard benefits, what benefits should a company offer employees?
You'll have to list the "Standard"

•What are your feelings about employees or clients carrying guns?
All for it!!!

•What are your feelings about safe spaces in challenging work environments?
I like a safe work enviroment, Don't want to have my fingers sheared off !!

•Should “trigger warnings” be issued before we release content for clients or the company that might be considered “controversial”?
"Heads up FIRE IN DA HOLE!!!" has ALWAYS worked for me.

•How do you feel about police?
If they show up and take the lawbreaker(s) to Jail, I'm ok with them

•When was the last time you cried and why?
Yesterday, Remembering Best Dog who passed just recently.

•What are your thoughts on the current college environment as it pertains to a future workforce?
College Grads wasted their money.

•What does “faith” mean to you?
I have faith that you can meet payroll next week.

•You see someone stepping on an American Flag. What happens next?
Somebody gets knocked the fuck out.

[link to newbostonpost.com]

Among those questions?
•Outside of standard benefits, what benefits should a company offer employees?
•What are your feelings about employees or clients carrying guns?
•What are your feelings about safe spaces in challenging work environments?
•Should “trigger warnings” be issued before we release content for clients or the company that might be considered “controversial”?
•How do you feel about police?
•When was the last time you cried and why?
•What are your thoughts on the current college environment as it pertains to a future workforce?
•What does “faith” mean to you?
•You see someone stepping on an American Flag. What happens next?


[link to newbostonpost.com]

My answers

on benefits: social events so employees across departments know one another (many businesses neglect the importance of internal company relations because the payoff is hard to measure)

guns - at work? Why would they need them there?

safe spaces - *eye roll* Maybe some people just need to never leave mom's basement.

trigger warnings - is this related to the gun question?

police - depends; they're individuals. Some are good, but I admit I get nervous if one happens to be driving behind me.

cried. Can't remember. Somebody had died, though.

current college environment - I am frightened for the future of civilization

faith is hope with certainty

flag - after someone steps on it, a giant redneck or biker pounds the living crap out of him.

Hows that ?

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-Outside of standard benefits, what benefits should a company offer employees?
Non-intrusive policies, complete respect for privacy.

-What are your feelings about employees or clients carrying guns?
No.

-What are your feelings about safe spaces in challenging work environments?
WTF is that?

-Should “trigger warnings” be issued before we release content for clients or the company that might be considered “controversial”?
No idea what you're talking about.

-How do you feel about police?
Don't shoot first.

-When was the last time you cried and why?
Election night.

-What are your thoughts on the current college environment as it pertains to a future workforce?
Seek workplace feedback.

-What does “faith” mean to you?
Rejection of reason.

-You see someone stepping on an American Flag. What happens next?
Nothing; it's protected free speech.

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