Ww3 is 58 Minutes away

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Replying to laugh in less than an hour.

I hope you're right.

While it may happen, there is a better chance for this afternoon.

Submarine trig

Holy shit

Fuck that...I HATE long term doom.

Why cant we ever have our doom NOW dammit?

What prophecy?

What submarine?

Where?

good try emulating the speech habit of "me tel u"

but really, all I gotta say is "glp effect activated"

Can't wait

Good.

At least I have some alone time with this stromboli before total annihilation .

Uncle intel > Alien intel

Yeah!

58 minutes?!! Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!!

Should be careful what you wish for, you just might get it, and it won't be what you had hoped for.

Try to rush a quick death? get slow and painful.

Learn about the waveform instead and how it oscillates, water is a good medium to experiment with.

Baba Vanga predicted..

Something just went BERZERKERZ in the Gulf!! US Navy just sunk a Mexican light watercraft!!!

Uranus.

There won't be a WW3 today. I GLP Effected it and there's no need to thank me, citizen. Carry on about your day.

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Who is Baba Vanga?

What is BERZERKERZ and why would we sink a Mexican craft?

Why should we care what happens on Uranus?

Price of Gold is saying, "no doom."

:bubblessituation:

There are Klingons circling Uranus!

If they kill Kim then they will activate the DMS and the subs will detonate. There's a DOOM for real.

20m I can hardly wait... think I have time to get some breakfast?

One, two, three, four.
Well, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
Yeah, he's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
Gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Yeah, come on Wall Street, don't be slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of its trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Viet Cong.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Now you can go out and get those reds
'Cause the only good commie is the one that's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
Come on fathers, and don't hesitate
To send your sons off before it's too late.
You can be the first ones in your block
To have your boy come home in a box.
And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.