Checkmate On You Flat Earth Tards

True that!

that isn't checkmate, your queen is able to be taken by that pawn, you didn't check before you moved you fuckwit, now you are down a queen and in material

Is that right meow?

cause i am traveling at 1000mph, sometimes my computer almost flys away cause of the strong winds, you know how fast we are traveling just strap your computer down with a harness, don't take any chances

however jump out of a tree and you should land up the road. earth is rotating pretty constantly, and you can feel it cant you cunt

if it wasn't for gravity, you wouldn't get a flat earth response on this thread would you, you fucking muppet

magnetic gravity made me type words in order of fuck you

has the cat got your tongue now, should not have put it on flat earth

At least you are being gender appropriate with the insults

:gooddaysir:

atleast your flat earth is cat focused instead of a turtle.

do you like turtles

I don't think the earth is on the back of a turtle either.

I think it's laptop keyboard shaped, and that's why there's so many cats on it.

OP is apparently bored today eh? All dishes and cooking and no play make gramma a dull girl. Who the heck started these flat earth threads anyway? And for that matter, who started the A-1 steak sauce threads?

It's turtles.
All
The
Way
Down

you win Opie!5*

My cat won

(thanks for the stars, heehee)

the atmosphere in general moves with the Earth. And you can't feel constant motion, only acceleration. Thanks again for proving that flatties don't understand the science they argue against.

Cats carry Toxoplasma gondii and pass it to humans because they shit in your houses. If they don't keep clean, dirty cat owners can pass it to you. Avoid FE and cat owners if you can.

That's friggen hilarious!

Is that right meow?

Yes meow
Increased chance of
suicide
bipolar disorder
auto accidents
slower reflexes
attraction to the smell of cat urine -WTF
flu
swollen lymph glands
muscle aches and pains
damage to the brain, eyes, or other organs
redness of the eye, lesions
A small percentage of infected newborns have serious eye or brain damage at birth.

Be responsible, don't hurt people.

Last Edited by UnipartySchmuck on 05/19/2017 05:03 PM

oh McCain, you've gubberment again

i cant feel the acceleration, it's 1000mph, trying to hold on to my chair, wish it wouldn't spin so fast sometimes...

i guess that's just part of being a globehead, i need the acceleration but the atmosphere is gonna move with me, so the ball will keep me stuck to the bottom with the water, so that's fine...

Of course it's flat, it's a simulation.

Well, according to the Trashcan Man up there, it's all in your head because a cat came near you at some point in your life.

YOU'VE GOT TOXOPLASMOSIS!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

thanks for that image.

Creation does not make flat space stuff. the pressure of cold space always makes spheres. to have a flat earth would mean the space pressure would have to be different on each side and edge.

A pizza earth which some expound which would have pizza crust sides to keep the oceans on... would require even more cold space differences in pressure.