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$50 to cuddle with a cow?! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 25182781  United States05/28/2017 09:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74922223  Canada05/28/2017 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | there is an emerging therapy for people who suffer from depression, and related mental ailments; where one would go to a therapy session, have guided meditation, then hug a cow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25182781 the while session takes place over a day or two the cows are bred and trained to be "therapy cows" sounds pretty odd to me, but I have a feeling this may end up being successful. Do you mean cow as in a fat and ugly trigglypuff or a moomoocow? [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74982738 United States05/28/2017 09:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74965607 United States05/28/2017 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25182781 United States05/28/2017 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | there is an emerging therapy for people who suffer from depression, and related mental ailments; where one would go to a therapy session, have guided meditation, then hug a cow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25182781 the while session takes place over a day or two the cows are bred and trained to be "therapy cows" sounds pretty odd to me, but I have a feeling this may end up being successful. Do you mean cow as in a fat and ugly trigglypuff or a moomoocow? [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] a moo |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25182781 United States05/28/2017 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25182781 United States05/28/2017 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74965607 United States05/28/2017 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74982738 United States05/28/2017 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25182781 United States05/28/2017 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | nah, the bananas are only there to look nice... they'll charge ya for messing with the bananas Oh, well I got some bad advice then This dude said all the answer to my problems, was to put a bannana in my ear... I thought it sounded strange at the time do bananas sound strange to you now? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74965607 United States05/28/2017 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | nah, the bananas are only there to look nice... they'll charge ya for messing with the bananas Oh, well I got some bad advice then This dude said all the answer to my problems, was to put a bannana in my ear... I thought it sounded strange at the time do bananas sound strange to you now? No, but that's the thing I took his word for it, now my hearing aint so good |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25182781 United States05/28/2017 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25182781 United States05/28/2017 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25182781 nah, the bananas are only there to look nice... they'll charge ya for messing with the bananas Oh, well I got some bad advice then This dude said all the answer to my problems, was to put a bannana in my ear... I thought it sounded strange at the time do bananas sound strange to you now? No, but that's the thing I took his word for it, now my hearing aint so good sometimes you have to be good to understand a hearing. the bananas... they said something to you, didn't they?... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74965607 United States05/28/2017 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74965607 Oh, well I got some bad advice then This dude said all the answer to my problems, was to put a bannana in my ear... I thought it sounded strange at the time do bananas sound strange to you now? No, but that's the thing I took his word for it, now my hearing aint so good sometimes you have to be good to understand a hearing. the bananas... they said something to you, didn't they?... Have I been bad? If they did, I done forgot already :p |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25182781 United States05/28/2017 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, but that's the thing I took his word for it, now my hearing aint so good sometimes you have to be good to understand a hearing. the bananas... they said something to you, didn't they?... Have I been bad? If they did, I done forgot already :p you've been very naughty. it's okay you forgot... bananas ain't got shit important to talk about anyway |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74965607 United States05/28/2017 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74965607 No, but that's the thing I took his word for it, now my hearing aint so good sometimes you have to be good to understand a hearing. the bananas... they said something to you, didn't they?... Have I been bad? If they did, I done forgot already :p you've been very naughty. it's okay you forgot... bananas ain't got shit important to talk about anyway Ruh roh, I guess I'm in for it now :/ Ah cool, thank heavens for my short term memory  |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25182781 United States05/28/2017 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25182781 sometimes you have to be good to understand a hearing. the bananas... they said something to you, didn't they?... Have I been bad? If they did, I done forgot already :p you've been very naughty. it's okay you forgot... bananas ain't got shit important to talk about anyway Ruh roh, I guess I'm in for it now :/ Ah cool, thank heavens for my short term memory YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! the bananas know too... man... you're so in for it! prepare your soul, human! for the bananas are upon you... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74965607 United States05/28/2017 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you've been very naughty. it's okay you forgot... bananas ain't got shit important to talk about anyway Ruh roh, I guess I'm in for it now :/ Ah cool, thank heavens for my short term memory YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! the bananas know too... man... you're so in for it! prepare your soul, human! for the bananas are upon you... Whoops, meant to say, short term memory loss It all makes sense now Should've known the bananas would be my downfall |
Pilgrim001  User ID: 74973765 United States05/28/2017 10:31 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | there is an emerging therapy for people who suffer from depression, and related mental ailments; where one would go to a therapy session, have guided meditation, then hug a cow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25182781 the while session takes place over a day or two the cows are bred and trained to be "therapy cows" sounds pretty odd to me, but I have a feeling this may end up being successful. The field across from my house is full of cows. Bring your own stool, and I'll let you fuck them for $5. I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. Slake Blake |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 25182781 United States05/28/2017 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | there is an emerging therapy for people who suffer from depression, and related mental ailments; where one would go to a therapy session, have guided meditation, then hug a cow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25182781 the while session takes place over a day or two the cows are bred and trained to be "therapy cows" sounds pretty odd to me, but I have a feeling this may end up being successful. The field across from my house is full of cows. Bring your own stool, and I'll let you fuck them for $5. I'll sell you my stool for $10... it's a nice one! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29691555 United States05/28/2017 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | there is an emerging therapy for people who suffer from depression, and related mental ailments; where one would go to a therapy session, have guided meditation, then hug a cow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25182781 the while session takes place over a day or two the cows are bred and trained to be "therapy cows" sounds pretty odd to me, but I have a feeling this may end up being successful. The field across from my house is full of cows. Bring your own stool, and I'll let you fuck them for $5. I'll sell you my stool for $10... it's a nice one! let me know before i flush it... it's a masterpiece of shit. quite proud of it |
