SIGH... just went on Plenty of Fish....

How do you think you appear to them?

tell them sluts you're 6'6" with 12" of cock and wealthy, troll em

Yeah, generic profile + Chad/super hot guy photos is all u need, and they will all respond right away.

the headline could be, 'I get off on photos of dead naked women' and they would respond.

Most of 'em aren't getting that, and they express that frustration in their profiles, whining about guys who write them.

All these I curtsy like Shirley Temples care about is the fantasy.

I know over at bodybuilding . com there's a few threads where guys trolled like this.

i don't have time for it but it would be easy.

i find their profiles very funny .
they all say that having fun is fun .
they all say they find good things to be good .
i especially like it when they YELL - NO ONE NIGHT STANDS .
yes , ladies we know what that means .
better than actual comedy .

None of them fit what most men are looking for....


Here is what women need to post.

She can cook.
She can clean.
She works and make money.
She keeps herself up.
She loves sex and pleasing her man.
She is faithful and loyal.
She is willing to date guys outside the norm.
She believes boy time is not her business.
She believes everyone needs alone time.
She would love a prenuptial agreement.
She wants to be submissive to her man.
She is a classic lady and loves retro style.
She loves to eat .
willing to have kids.
Doesn't need a career man , willing to settle for the average joe.
She isn't materialist.
Her idea of a great date is a movie on the couch with hours of sex afterwards.
She is the average good girl, but will slutty it up for the right guy.


Oh wait that is my fantasy girl....

The no one night stands just means:
They will have sex on the first date but you better call them back.

LOL!

So, what would you do if a woman approached you in the grocery store or something?

Dr. Makow right again....read A Long Way To Go For a Date

Anyone on a dating site either missed the train because they were being a trashy person or they've had so many cocks stuffed in them they can't walk to a real meeting place.

All prostitutes.

Funny thing is I hired a match maker that specializes in professionals. Since then I've dated women who are Doctors, business owners, etc. some of them millionaires. I don't do too badly myself.

Want to know the difference between them and the dating sites for low grade females? Zero zilch nada. I fucked all of them on the first date with no rubber and busted my seed all up in each of their wombs.

They are all sluts. All of them.

All those sites are now full of trash, they were better before they got so popular. Doesn't help that they're free and easy to use. Or that millennials seem to be into immediately hooking up. Male or female, it's pretty much mostly trash.

ffs you guys..

you do realise from a womans pov looking at mens profiles on dating sites its just as depressing.

I should write a response to OPs original statement but it's late here and i don''t care that much.

For example:

I do not give a fuck about your cars visual appearance.
I don't give a fuck what car you drive.

Profiles yelling "GO COLLINGWOOD" ( insert football teams name) make me both laugh and vomit at the same time.

Listing stuff like what bikes you like, where you fish with mates, or god forbid talking about your penis and it's exploits will bore a cerebral woman to tears too.

I find the majoity of aussie males profiles are something like:

I love my Ute, I drink VB, go fishing/dirtbiking with mates, GO CATS!!!!!!


I really feel most of its all for the benefit of impressing other men so idk why they even try dating women.

Ofc there the more business type guy profile but they're greatly outnumbered and mostly written by shallow narcissists.

Glpers are going to hate trying to find a worthy partner no mater the sex. case closed.