I went out on a date with a DWARF...

I went on a date with someone with mictoencephalacy once. We didn't have sex but I got a little head.

I'm thinking she meant she hadn't properly "groomed" down there. LOL relax

Female dwarves often have vajs that are 8-10 times the size of a normal size female, sometimes much larger.

The vaj can extend to their sides and is often near a foot tall.

It's part of the dwarfism effect, all the growth hormone goes to the vaj and there is none left for the rest of the body.

Probably why she didn't want to show it off.

Looks like a giant vaj on stubby legs with a head.

Female dwarves often have vajs that are 8-10 times the size of a normal size female, sometimes much larger.

The vaj can extend to their sides and is often near a foot tall.

It's part of the dwarfism effect, all the growth hormone goes to the vaj and there is none left for the rest of the body.

Probably why she didn't want to show it off.

Looks like a giant vaj on stubby legs with a head.

I went on a date with someone with mictoencephalacy once. We didn't have sex but I got a little head.

I fucked one once.

Female dwarves often have vajs that are 8-10 times the size of a normal size female, sometimes much larger.

The vaj can extend to their sides and is often near a foot tall.

It's part of the dwarfism effect, all the growth hormone goes to the vaj and there is none left for the rest of the body.

Probably why she didn't want to show it off.

Looks like a giant vaj on stubby legs with a head.

dude, a chick that only cleans down there for special occasions is as bad as any deformity lol. Either way, I ain't going in

Really? was her "down there" a mess?

Wait, don't tell me lol. I have no idea what that meant? Deformed I guess....but how would it be deformed?

Sigh, this is what my life has come down to. Sitting at work reading about some guy getting blown by a midget and thinking "well, the circus is in town,so maybe I could go down there and.....". She could step on my feet and I could walk around the house as she is blowing me. Or maybe I can wear a long coat and she could ride on my feet at work as she is sucking it and nobody would know. Damn glp.

You have to go out with her again to let us know WTF that means. That's an unfair cliffhanger.

bro you didnt force her to show you what was wrong down there

swallow on first date??


holy fuck nasty

Sort of sounded like a fairy tale...up until that sentence. Lol

or midget, I forget which one is supposed to be used. Or perhaps growth challenged

Anyway, she works at a local mega-mart and is quite chatty with the customers. I got to know her a little over a few months and one day some blonde in front of me was getting a ton of male attention. After, the midget said she would love to get male attention like that so I played off that and started "hitting" on her...saying
oh please give me your number...let's have dinner, etc.

To my surprise, she wrote down her cell number on my receipt and said she would be ready on Friday after her afternoon shift. As I was leaving, she yelled "not kidding"

I felt like a tool and didn't have a response...and didnt know what to do. I didnt want to take this chick out, but didnt want to be an asshole either. I sent a text the next day "not sure if you were kidding or not lol" to which she replied "NOT" followed by "don't worry, I dont eat much lol."

Fuck. Anyway, I figured I was stuck so might as well do it up right. I dressed up and made a reservation at a Ruth Chris steakhouse which is pretty upscale..picked her up and took her out for dinner. She was really surprised and very appropriate in how she behaved and everything, nut it was weird as fuck rolling into a restaurant with a date who is the size of a 6 year old. Lots of people were doing the "trying not to look look" and I dont blame them or anything..it was kind of a freak show but we both rolled into it.

She got carded of course and the waiter was all weird about asking for ID, but she just joked it off. Two glasses she was pretty drunk but held it together pretty well.

I was surprised she drank at all, but she said it was to give her courage..."for later".

We didnt have a lot in common, but the conversation was good and not awkward at all. I took her back to her apartment which was weird as fuck too, as some of the furniture was kids size shit, but not quite kids stuff. Apparently there is a company that caters to midget furniture...or modifies it or something. The sofa and her bed were normal sized which was also weird.

Anyway, she started telling me how much fun she had and hoped the evening wouldnt end. She then said she knew what was "expected" after such a nice date, but that she wasn't "ok down there" WTF?? That caught me off guard and quite frankly made me toss a little. I wasn't ready for that thought and didnt want to see something I would later regret.

She did end up giving me head which wasnt too bad, and swallowed. She told me she would do anything to go out again which seemed a little weird.

Anyway, when I left I was relieved, but overall I wouldnt say it was a bad time. I'm not sure if I want to go through that again or not. When I left she said "I would have been happy with a Subway" I guess sandwich.

I dont know if it would be ethical to have a midget for a booty call, but she would probably be down with that.

or midget, I forget which one is supposed to be used. Or perhaps growth challenged

Anyway, she works at a local mega-mart and is quite chatty with the customers. I got to know her a little over a few months and one day some blonde in front of me was getting a ton of male attention. After, the midget said she would love to get male attention like that so I played off that and started "hitting" on her...saying
oh please give me your number...let's have dinner, etc.

To my surprise, she wrote down her cell number on my receipt and said she would be ready on Friday after her afternoon shift. As I was leaving, she yelled "not kidding"

I felt like a tool and didn't have a response...and didnt know what to do. I didnt want to take this chick out, but didnt want to be an asshole either. I sent a text the next day "not sure if you were kidding or not lol" to which she replied "NOT" followed by "don't worry, I dont eat much lol."

Fuck. Anyway, I figured I was stuck so might as well do it up right. I dressed up and made a reservation at a Ruth Chris steakhouse which is pretty upscale..picked her up and took her out for dinner. She was really surprised and very appropriate in how she behaved and everything, nut it was weird as fuck rolling into a restaurant with a date who is the size of a 6 year old. Lots of people were doing the "trying not to look look" and I dont blame them or anything..it was kind of a freak show but we both rolled into it.

She got carded of course and the waiter was all weird about asking for ID, but she just joked it off. Two glasses she was pretty drunk but held it together pretty well.

I was surprised she drank at all, but she said it was to give her courage..."for later".

We didnt have a lot in common, but the conversation was good and not awkward at all. I took her back to her apartment which was weird as fuck too, as some of the furniture was kids size shit, but not quite kids stuff. Apparently there is a company that caters to midget furniture...or modifies it or something. The sofa and her bed were normal sized which was also weird.

Anyway, she started telling me how much fun she had and hoped the evening wouldnt end. She then said she knew what was "expected" after such a nice date, but that she wasn't "ok down there" WTF?? That caught me off guard and quite frankly made me toss a little. I wasn't ready for that thought and didnt want to see something I would later regret.

She did end up giving me head which wasnt too bad, and swallowed. She told me she would do anything to go out again which seemed a little weird.

Anyway, when I left I was relieved, but overall I wouldnt say it was a bad time. I'm not sure if I want to go through that again or not. When I left she said "I would have been happy with a Subway" I guess sandwich.

I dont know if it would be ethical to have a midget for a booty call, but she would probably be down with that.

She probably had her period you idiots.

Female dwarves often have vajs that are 8-10 times the size of a normal size female, sometimes much larger.

The vaj can extend to their sides and is often near a foot tall.

It's part of the dwarfism effect, all the growth hormone goes to the vaj and there is none left for the rest of the body.

Probably why she didn't want to show it off.

Looks like a giant vaj on stubby legs with a head.

Really? was her "down there" a mess?

Wait, don't tell me lol. I have no idea what that meant? Deformed I guess....but how would it be deformed?

Was he Happy?

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or midget, I forget which one is supposed to be used. Or perhaps growth challenged

Anyway, she works at a local mega-mart and is quite chatty with the customers. I got to know her a little over a few months and one day some blonde in front of me was getting a ton of male attention. After, the midget said she would love to get male attention like that so I played off that and started "hitting" on her...saying
oh please give me your number...let's have dinner, etc.

To my surprise, she wrote down her cell number on my receipt and said she would be ready on Friday after her afternoon shift. As I was leaving, she yelled "not kidding"

I felt like a tool and didn't have a response...and didnt know what to do. I didnt want to take this chick out, but didnt want to be an asshole either. I sent a text the next day "not sure if you were kidding or not lol" to which she replied "NOT" followed by "don't worry, I dont eat much lol."

Fuck. Anyway, I figured I was stuck so might as well do it up right. I dressed up and made a reservation at a Ruth Chris steakhouse which is pretty upscale..picked her up and took her out for dinner. She was really surprised and very appropriate in how she behaved and everything, nut it was weird as fuck rolling into a restaurant with a date who is the size of a 6 year old. Lots of people were doing the "trying not to look look" and I dont blame them or anything..it was kind of a freak show but we both rolled into it.

She got carded of course and the waiter was all weird about asking for ID, but she just joked it off. Two glasses she was pretty drunk but held it together pretty well.

I was surprised she drank at all, but she said it was to give her courage..."for later".

We didnt have a lot in common, but the conversation was good and not awkward at all. I took her back to her apartment which was weird as fuck too, as some of the furniture was kids size shit, but not quite kids stuff. Apparently there is a company that caters to midget furniture...or modifies it or something. The sofa and her bed were normal sized which was also weird.

Anyway, she started telling me how much fun she had and hoped the evening wouldnt end. She then said she knew what was "expected" after such a nice date, but that she wasn't "ok down there" WTF?? That caught me off guard and quite frankly made me toss a little. I wasn't ready for that thought and didnt want to see something I would later regret.

She did end up giving me head which wasnt too bad, and swallowed. She told me she would do anything to go out again which seemed a little weird.

Anyway, when I left I was relieved, but overall I wouldnt say it was a bad time. I'm not sure if I want to go through that again or not. When I left she said "I would have been happy with a Subway" I guess sandwich.

I dont know if it would be ethical to have a midget for a booty call, but she would probably be down with that.