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Choosing the manner of my death(a wish) | |
| last one I just don't give a fuck  User ID: 60052792  United States07/04/2017 09:06 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Eagles, or CSNY, or some other mellow shit on the stereo would be OK, too. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Larry D. Croc User ID: 70736097 United States07/04/2017 09:25 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've also imagined: Just won a decent pot in a poker game with some friends; filled a full house that was well disguised. Went to the john, a good cigar with me. Just finished emptying my bladder. BOOM, lights out, with CSNY playing in the background. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've also imagined: Quoting: Larry D. Croc Just won a decent pot in a poker game with some friends; filled a full house that was well disguised. Went to the john, a good cigar with me. Just finished emptying my bladder. BOOM, lights out, with CSNY playing in the background. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72530856 United States07/04/2017 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It would mid-August. About 85 degrees, in the late afternoon. I would be headed west into the sun, toward cooler temps, cleaner air, and snow at high elevation. The sun would be low in the sky, but not low enough to make me squint. It would be a trip where, hopefully my billy bad ass biker buddy(my wife) had decided to stay at home. It would be warm enough to cause a sweat, but not uncomfortable. the machine would be digging the cool air, and the lack of a crosswind. Massive heart attack, or catastrophic stroke should do the trick. I figure the bike would travel a half mile or so before it left the road, or collided with something. My wife and kids are taken care of, no debts, and they all know, and embrace who their old man is. Wouldn't it be great if we could all choose our manner of death? Beats shitting your pants in a rest home. Quoting: last one THE GAY BILLY GAY ASS BIKERS WOULD RAPE U TO DEATH IN UR ASSLESS CHAPS :youreafag: |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Larry D, it's a bitch getting old enough to start posting shit like this. Keepin' it real. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It would mid-August. About 85 degrees, in the late afternoon. I would be headed west into the sun, toward cooler temps, cleaner air, and snow at high elevation. The sun would be low in the sky, but not low enough to make me squint. It would be a trip where, hopefully my billy bad ass biker buddy(my wife) had decided to stay at home. It would be warm enough to cause a sweat, but not uncomfortable. the machine would be digging the cool air, and the lack of a crosswind. Massive heart attack, or catastrophic stroke should do the trick. I figure the bike would travel a half mile or so before it left the road, or collided with something. My wife and kids are taken care of, no debts, and they all know, and embrace who their old man is. Wouldn't it be great if we could all choose our manner of death? Beats shitting your pants in a rest home. Quoting: last one THE GAY BILLY GAY ASS BIKERS WOULD RAPE U TO DEATH IN UR ASSLESS CHAPS :youreafag: You are but a flyspeck on the pile of dogshit that is life. My sympathies. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 57347050 United States07/04/2017 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The warship deploys a planet killer warhead which takes 23 minutes to reach Earth. I wake up, turn on the news and realize that I have 17 minutes left, I down a double whiskey and smile at the thought of all my lifelong enemies incinerated. BOOM. |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 10:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An alien warship decloaks one mile from Earth. I'm 73 years old, still asleep in bed after boffing a 35yo all night. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57347050 The warship deploys a planet killer warhead which takes 23 minutes to reach Earth. I wake up, turn on the news and realize that I have 17 minutes left, I down a double whiskey and smile at the thought of all my lifelong enemies incinerated. BOOM. My wish has a reasonable chance of coming true. Yours.......not so much. Nevertheless, good luck. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We are stardust, we are golden. We are billion year old carbon..........We will live forever. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need help. Badly.  Last Edited by last one on 07/04/2017 10:40 PM If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know many here don't care for me, and , I just don't give a fuck. That being said, how would you go out? Lying in an adjustable bed with britches full of shit, or, with your hair on fire doing something you loved? If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2017 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/05/2017 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Because I want to talk about old fuckers dying. All millennials welcome.If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Pilgrim001 User ID: 75181449 United States07/05/2017 01:01 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't give up your last gun, even if you have to hide it. If you let them carry you off to the nursing home, you lose all control about how you leave. Maybe aiming your bike into a concrete bridge abutment would be more fun. Must be doing 100+. Better have a good reason because God won't be happy to see you coming home too soon. Last Ride. Give the area sheep something to talk about. I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. Slake Blake |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/05/2017 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't give up your last gun, even if you have to hide it. If you let them carry you off to the nursing home, you lose all control about how you leave. Maybe aiming your bike into a concrete bridge abutment would be more fun. Must be doing 100+. Better have a good reason because God won't be happy to see you coming home too soon. Last Ride. Give the area sheep something to talk about. I'm not leaving yet, but you and I are on the same page. Last Edited by last one on 07/05/2017 01:12 AM If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71508438 United States07/05/2017 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's evening. Cottonball-sized snowflakes are heavily falling from Heaven above. I am seated at the foldout table in my vintage Airstream Bambi camper, prolifically pecking away on my laptop as the keyboard warrior, writing my memoir for my uncaring descendants; the candle burning down to a flickering waxy pile, casting it's prophetic jumping shadows on the cold metal walls encasing my soon-to-be motionless body, as my heart makes a blastoff final tick... exploding in my chest. Although my frozen body will not be discovered on the remote Montana fire road until the following late spring, my soul and all my essence will take immediate flight uniting with my life's loved ones in that eternity of serenity and joy.  |
| last one (OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/05/2017 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's evening. Cottonball-sized snowflakes are heavily falling from Heaven above. Quoting: WHITE GLOVES I am seated at the foldout table in my vintage Airstream Bambi camper, prolifically pecking away on my laptop as the keyboard warrior, writing my memoir for my uncaring descendants; the candle burning down to a flickering waxy pile, casting it's prophetic jumping shadows on the cold metal walls encasing my soon-to-be motionless body, as my heart makes a blastoff final tick... exploding in my chest. Although my frozen body will not be discovered on the remote Montana fire road until the following late spring, my soul and all my essence will take immediate flight uniting with my life's loved ones in that eternity of serenity and joy. Nobody gives a fuck. Get in to town, and warm up. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71508438 United States07/05/2017 02:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's evening. Cottonball-sized snowflakes are heavily falling from Heaven above. Quoting: WHITE GLOVES I am seated at the foldout table in my vintage Airstream Bambi camper, prolifically pecking away on my laptop as the keyboard warrior, writing my memoir for my uncaring descendants; the candle burning down to a flickering waxy pile, casting it's prophetic jumping shadows on the cold metal walls encasing my soon-to-be motionless body, as my heart makes a blastoff final tick... exploding in my chest. Although my frozen body will not be discovered on the remote Montana fire road until the following late spring, my soul and all my essence will take immediate flight uniting with my life's loved ones in that eternity of serenity and joy. Nobody gives a fuck. Get in to town, and warm up. You asked for visions, but you prove yourself unworthy. How did you deteriorate to such bitterness and a jaundiced view of life? Or maybe you were beneath that and grew up to the bitterness, etc.? Just sayin'. |
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