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Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?

 
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Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Hey guys, about 7 years ago I took a stray cat in off the street and then 2 years ago lost my job and home and my parents who live out in the woods agreed to watch her until I figured something out. I just found out that they can no longer keep her and the apartment I am staying in doesn't allow cats


What is the most humane option for dealing with the situation. probably be euthanized at a normal spca because she has some health issues and isn't the tiny adorable kitten she once was. She is the sweetest, people-friendly cat in the world and want the best thing for her.

It seems like my options are to either take her to a typical shelter or drop her off in the wilderness somewhere. My thoughts are at least in the wild she has a chance whereas she will most likely be put down if I surrender her.

What do you guys think? Sorry, I know this is a conspiracy site but fuck, I need some input. Thanks for reading or replying.
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07/17/2017 10:51 AM
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
in 2 years you haven't figured anything out. you're a retard.

retards shouldn't own pets, they can't take care of themselves.

here retard.

Go get an apartment that allows pets. There, took me a minute and after 2 years you couldn't figure this out.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Keep the cat anyway if they kick you out find a different place to live.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Find another apartment that takes animals. Or just sneak her in until you can figure something out.

Do not drop her off in the wilderness. That would be cruel if she is not use to the outside world. And don't drop her off at a kill shelter. There are non kill shelters around. Look for them. People adopt older cats all the time. Not all want kittens.

And why can't your parents keep her?
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Hey guys, about 7 years ago I took a stray cat in off the street and then 2 years ago lost my job and home and my parents who live out in the woods agreed to watch her until I figured something out. I just found out that they can no longer keep her and the apartment I am staying in doesn't allow cats


What is the most humane option for dealing with the situation. probably be euthanized at a normal spca because she has some health issues and isn't the tiny adorable kitten she once was. She is the sweetest, people-friendly cat in the world and want the best thing for her.

It seems like my options are to either take her to a typical shelter or drop her off in the wilderness somewhere. My thoughts are at least in the wild she has a chance whereas she will most likely be put down if I surrender her.

What do you guys think? Sorry, I know this is a conspiracy site but fuck, I need some input. Thanks for reading or replying.
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Most cats are fine left alone in a decent neighborhood. People start feeding them. We have several in my cul-de-sac that we've been feeding for years.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
in 2 years you haven't figured anything out. you're a retard.

retards shouldn't own pets, they can't take care of themselves.

here retard.

Go get an apartment that allows pets. There, took me a minute and after 2 years you couldn't figure this out.
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This. DO NOT drop it off in the 'wilderness'. It's cruel to drop a cat off in the wilderness when it is use to being taken care of, to face predators, lack of food, rain, cold, etc. Better to put it out of it's misery where it will not feel pain and fear. This is not to mention that if you drop it off in 'the wilderness', it will most likely wander to a home and someone else will have to deal with your lack of responsibility and will take it to the shelter, anyway.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
in 2 years you haven't figured anything out. you're a retard.

retards shouldn't own pets, they can't take care of themselves.

here retard.

Go get an apartment that allows pets. There, took me a minute and after 2 years you couldn't figure this out.
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This. DO NOT drop it off in the 'wilderness'. It's cruel to drop a cat off in the wilderness when it is use to being taken care of, to face predators, lack of food, rain, cold, etc. Better to put it out of it's misery where it will not feel pain and fear. This is not to mention that if you drop it off in 'the wilderness', it will most likely wander to a home and someone else will have to deal with your lack of responsibility and will take it to the shelter, anyway.
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Edit to add: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Thanks everyone, I think I might try letting her run the neighborhood because sneaking her in or relocating atm isn't an option. If that doesn't work out a shelter is the only realistic option. My mom hates cats with a passion and there are already a handful of strays that come out of the woods they are dealing with.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
The Korean restaurant will take her.

Since this is likely the same way you would treat a child, do us all a favor and never reproduce, not that there is much chance of that anyway since you are such a whinny ineffectual looser.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
in 2 years you haven't figured anything out. you're a retard.

retards shouldn't own pets, they can't take care of themselves.

here retard.

Go get an apartment that allows pets. There, took me a minute and after 2 years you couldn't figure this out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74642125


This. DO NOT drop it off in the 'wilderness'. It's cruel to drop a cat off in the wilderness when it is use to being taken care of, to face predators, lack of food, rain, cold, etc. Better to put it out of it's misery where it will not feel pain and fear. This is not to mention that if you drop it off in 'the wilderness', it will most likely wander to a home and someone else will have to deal with your lack of responsibility and will take it to the shelter, anyway.
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Edit to add: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!
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Hey dick, did you miss the part where I said I took her in as a stray back when I was able to? I was nice enough to help her when I could, it's not like I actively went out and sought a pet I couldn't take care of or afford. I just let her in, which I didn't have to do but I did so you can go fuck yourself.

Also< I was mostly being facetious about dropping her off in the woods but it has crossed my mind because it would suck to see her put down.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
.22 will fix ya right up.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Give it away on Craigslist or go to a middle class neighbor hood in the city where theres lots of kids and drop it off. It will probably get adopted fast by someone.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Suicide. It is the only thing that will help you now.
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07/17/2017 11:11 AM
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Give it away on Craigslist or go to a middle class neighbor hood in the city where theres lots of kids and drop it off. It will probably get adopted fast by someone.
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She is a sweet cat, she would walk right up to anyone she sees so you are probably right.
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07/17/2017 11:16 AM
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Since this is likely the same way you would treat a child, do us all a favor and never reproduce, not that there is much chance of that anyway since you are such a whinny ineffectual looser.
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Yeah because a cat is on par with a child. Stop being a drama queen. No matter how much cat women say it, a cat will never be your child. They'll put up with you until you drop dead but before you're cold they'll start eating your face.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
What state are you in?
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
What is the sudden urgency that after 2 years your parents can't keep her anymore?

Mom just being a bitch?
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Since this is likely the same way you would treat a child, do us all a favor and never reproduce, not that there is much chance of that anyway since you are such a whinny ineffectual looser.
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Yeah because a cat is on par with a child. Stop being a drama queen. No matter how much cat women say it, a cat will never be your child. They'll put up with you until you drop dead but before you're cold they'll start eating your face.
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From someone who has neither a child nor a cat and has no clue.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Use Craigslist to find a new owner YOURSELF. Screen the person to make sure that they are not an irresponsible asshole.

trivia - eventually, no kill shelters ship LOTS of animals to another place to be killed. And, really, no kill shelters kill a lot of their animals themselves, too. Don't be fooled.

Check your area for volunteer organizations who help feral and stray cats - they might help.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
What is the sudden urgency that after 2 years your parents can't keep her anymore?

Mom just being a bitch?
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Im in PA. And yes, my mom is a raging bitch and to boot, she HATES cats. She already said she would kill them all if she could so yea that's her attitude about it.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Use Craigslist to find a new owner YOURSELF. Screen the person to make sure that they are not an irresponsible asshole.

trivia - eventually, no kill shelters ship LOTS of animals to another place to be killed. And, really, no kill shelters kill a lot of their animals themselves, too. Don't be fooled.

Check your area for volunteer organizations who help feral and stray cats - they might help.
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This is a good idea, the other poster said the same thing which is duly noted. Thank you.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
in 2 years you haven't figured anything out. you're a retard.

retards shouldn't own pets, they can't take care of themselves.

here retard.

Go get an apartment that allows pets. There, took me a minute and after 2 years you couldn't figure this out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74642125


Wouldn't you be the retard considering the amount of tax momey you pay that gets wasted?

Do you even no what you're working for,or does the government covering the coats of you Amazon shipments make you feel good?


If Amazon ships 608 million packages annually, and the women you elect pay Amazon at least $1.50 per package shipped, what does the government waste on just Amazon shipping per year?...over a billion in waste per year on shipping is why you work, retard.



Haha, the west is fucked. Jeff Bezos is a bitch who used a Seattle mayor, and his sexual assaults, to scam welfare money from the government, but the FBI allows economic terrorism if it means thier kids future will be fucked.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Keep the damn cat in the apartment and make sure it does not piss the carpet.

My mother once had 20 cats in an apartment that allowed no pets.

Fill your windowsills with decorative items including a life-size wooden or cloth-stuffed cat shaped decor item in the same color as your cat, just in case it gets in the window. For extra stealth, kennel it when you leave. XL kennels can be bought on amazon for $50-$60. Take it with you to work in a pet carrier when you get inspected, or board it for a day.

It's not all that big of a deal.
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07/17/2017 11:46 AM
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Give it away on Craigslist or go to a middle class neighbor hood in the city where theres lots of kids and drop it off. It will probably get adopted fast by someone.
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The worst thing U can do is drop it off in a neighborhood! ASSHOLES do it all the time in my hood and there are cats coming to the door looking for food and they cant all be fed. If every dickhead drops their unwanted animals off at my corner animal control would have to stay here 24/7!
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Keep the damn cat in the apartment and make sure it does not piss the carpet.

My mother once had 20 cats in an apartment that allowed no pets.

Fill your windowsills with decorative items including a life-size wooden or cloth-stuffed cat shaped decor item in the same color as your cat, just in case it gets in the window. For extra stealth, kennel it when you leave. XL kennels can be bought on amazon for $50-$60. Take it with you to work in a pet carrier when you get inspected, or board it for a day.

It's not all that big of a deal.
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Good advice.
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07/17/2017 12:18 PM
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Put an add up on craigslist. I've rehomed many animals that way. We rescue unwanted dogs. Explain the circumstances in the ad, meet in a public place.
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
Keep the damn cat in the apartment and make sure it does not piss the carpet.

My mother once had 20 cats in an apartment that allowed no pets.

Fill your windowsills with decorative items including a life-size wooden or cloth-stuffed cat shaped decor item in the same color as your cat, just in case it gets in the window. For extra stealth, kennel it when you leave. XL kennels can be bought on amazon for $50-$60. Take it with you to work in a pet carrier when you get inspected, or board it for a day.

It's not all that big of a deal.
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Good advice.
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This too...I've kept many pets without anyone knowing too...keep them out of the windowsills.
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Just breed them in the basement ! Fill it up
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Re: Cat doom. No kill shelters are full, what to do?
in 2 years you haven't figured anything out. you're a retard.

retards shouldn't own pets, they can't take care of themselves.

here retard.

Go get an apartment that allows pets. There, took me a minute and after 2 years you couldn't figure this out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74642125


Wouldn't you be the retard considering the amount of tax momey you pay that gets wasted?

Do you even no what you're working for,or does the government covering the coats of you Amazon shipments make you feel good?


If Amazon ships 608 million packages annually, and the women you elect pay Amazon at least $1.50 per package shipped, what does the government waste on just Amazon shipping per year?...over a billion in waste per year on shipping is why you work, retard.



Haha, the west is fucked. Jeff Bezos is a bitch who used a Seattle mayor, and his sexual assaults, to scam welfare money from the government, but the FBI allows economic terrorism if it means thier kids future will be fucked.
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What the fuck does this post have to do with the question from the OP?

Fucking moron....
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Give it away on Craigslist or go to a middle class neighbor hood in the city where theres lots of kids and drop it off. It will probably get adopted fast by someone.
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The worst thing U can do is drop it off in a neighborhood! ASSHOLES do it all the time in my hood and there are cats coming to the door looking for food and they cant all be fed. If every dickhead drops their unwanted animals off at my corner animal control would have to stay here 24/7!
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This is true we have cats in our yards that we feed. But there are always new cats coming in and the multiply every summer. My gripe is in our neighborhood peoples back yards are full of junk, and I mean they look like junkyards. And that's where they will hide till they have babies and then they come out.
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and they make the most awful sound when they have sex
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