Ever see a girl with a butt on both legs?

I need OP to test their ms paint skillz and draw me a picture.

You shroomin' tonight, brah?

Something like this

[link to mrnewton.net]

That's a nice turd cutter.

Pics or it never happened...

In America alot of women have a front butt aswell as the standard rear butt.

Both usually well oversized

Typical female who doesnt listen

The butt, if it was ever in good shape to begin with is the first thing to go

Have you ever seen a man who has Gonads the size of basketballs and they hang to his knees?

More like refuses to listen.

They are all princesses and reality should revolve around them and not the other way round, don't you know.

Not with that, it wouldnt even fit in that thing soft.

Nah, its the face, like that deplorable cunt up there

Meh. Why are men soooooo interested in the butt? Poop comes out of it.

Its the best and most obvious indicator of youth and fitness.

The ideal ass is transitional between the pre[uberal butt and the matronly ass.
Pretty much no matter what a woman does one that ass transitions to matronly, it cannot be returned to prime.

The perfect butt is a rare rare thing and even if the owneer had one, most likely it is a thing of the past and replaced by a bigger and baggier ass.

Ok, still it's stupid. Thank you, Professor Butt.

That's Dr. Butt to you sonny.