50 MIstakes WOMEN make when having sex with a MAN!

You are severely mentally ill.

Great advice for either gender.

Keeping it clean and making sure anything and everything his or your face might get close to smells of soap and skin and nothing else is great advice. Good soaps (scented but not too much so) and a clean body can be one hell of a turn on for most guys.

What our egos think we should know and what we do in fact know are about 1000 miles apart for most men. Guys need women who are patient, verbally communicative and who will teach them what "does it" for them and what does not.

Dr Ruth, I have a question. I've looked at porn here and there. Not all that much.

I find it hard to watch anymore when a woman is screaming over and over again...OMG. UH, UH, etc.

What ever happened to sensual sounds of pleasure? I'm ok with direction and some good ole foul language. But porn is a turn off.

Do women really need all that drama? Guess I'm a quiet sex person. Sensual, not exploding screams and fakeness.

The biggest mistake is reading this list. All men are different take the time to ask your Husband what arouses him. This list kinda ruins all the fun parts of getting to know one another :)

^^this kind of behavior generally tells you that you are dating a douchebag.

Fortunately, you can now recognize this and stay away from dudes who do this. I really hope you didn't stay with or marry that dude.

A+++
Good stuff. Things I've been saying for years. Don't get me wrong, I love sex just as much as any other guy but WOW do I feel an awful lot of pressure to do EVERYTHING just perfect ALL THE TIME!!!! AGREED on the showering before hand as well. My tongue is much more likely to come out and play if her hair is wet from a shower!


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That sounds awesome TBH

Asians spaz out like that.

I have heard weird stories about Asian women freaking out during sex.

TOTALLY AGREE. A TOTAL DOUCHE BAG.

To all of the people responding the the OP, you know this thread is from 2007 don't you??????????????

You must be of the older generation.

The younger women (18-35) purposefully strive to get as much cock in their test to maximize the clam stretching

It's literally all they think about - how big can I stretch my clam this weekend

You can tell when a girl really cums , she gets that "I Don't give a fuck if I look like a constipated retard chocking on a piece of ham face. "

:reevesmind:

If you didn't put her ass to sleep with you, then you're doin something wrong.

PERMA PIN THIS SHIT. For like WEEKS please.

This is devilish hedonistic funk.

Remove the Christ from your mouth, less the hell fire replenish you.

More mistakes WOMEN make when having sex with a MAN...


#51: Be here on time, for fucks sake. I took time out of my busy day drinking beer and playing COD with my boys to fuck your Pilates ass. Don't piss me off or it's over.

#52: Ladies, make sure you "Git'r dun!". Don't leave me hanging. You give me blue-balls, I'll deflate your tits.

#53: Not tipping me 20% or more. I just dumped some valuable, awesome genetic material in you for free. Show some gratitude.

#54: Swallow, don't spit. Remember, valuable genetic material!

#55: If you ignore rule #54, another girl, probably your sister, won't.

#56: Don't complain when I cum in your face. At least I didn't ruin your 275.00$ hair-do.

I saw more intelligent when I worked at the zoo.

Yes, the monkey's declined to eat the food the humans threw in the tank.

LOL

See what I mean.

Think of this being plastered across the Soul-net for the next 500,000 lifetimes.

For shame humanity. For shame. You still haven't gotten hold of your higher nature, yet you use the highest technology all the time. You will surely short-circuit yourself if you keep giving in.

"If you haven't seen this look from a women, it's like she's never had the Big-O with in the same room"

QFT

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toes curling is another dead give away , although I guess it could be faked, but the face , that retard look is when you know you hit pay dirt, either that or she's an academy award winner

Fucking love it OP!!

I'm so sick to death about being lectured on "how to treat a woman" like it was fucking denuclearizing a plutonium bomb.

Nice to men be just as bitchy for a change!

Kudos

Ugh. Reminds me of why I'm glad I'll never have a relationship.

So is my wife reading a book and writing up a work schedule for me, for the next day during lovemaking... my fault her hers?

Like everything in life after eating the apple... It has to be the woman's fault!

1. You suck as a communicator

2. Dont date fucked up Italian woman

3. whores may be a lot easier for you. maybe me too.

4. teach your woman to be the best whore in your bedroom, sprinkled with the right amount of lovemaking

5. see someone about your addictive pattern behavior.

6. wank your own.

7. have a nice day

Yeah, yeah. Close your eyes and imagine the best entertainment center ever. In your minds eye turn it off. Now imagine a guy whose never seen anything like it.

How much fun can he have before he figures out how turn it on?

Lol! I was thinking something similar.

no wonder you're upset. you depend on others for your happiness.

I never met a woman who wasn't happy after good sex.

I never met a man who wasn't happy when his woman was happy.

It really is up to the man to GET SHIT DONE.

Isn't that what men do? They are supposed to MAKE SHIT HAPPEN.

If you can't do that, then you are not being a man. Follow a list like the OP, and you are placing the man's responsibility on a woman.

You just failed at being a man.

The list gave me a few laughs, however.

If you stop focusing on your wants and needs and put the attention on your partner's wants and needs you should always be fulfilled and satisfied. People typically enjoy giving more than receiving in my experience.