Hello I am a CIA sleeper and going live with a interesting documentary. Axe me a question

too late

What's your activation phrase?

I don't know.

I will soon phish out one everyone in my past including all emails on Twittermedia to find out more.

Thats not a joke. Nothing to hide.

"I don't know."

Are you disclosing your sex life?

Who from the CIA do you sleep with?

What region were you sleeping in?

Tell us about your sex life , far more interesting .

I slept with nobody. I was not supposed to know I was an asset.

Arguably I am not sleeping anymore. But the CIA has never debriefed me or repented in the u$ual way so I might need to up my guards; public line defense?

They don't pay a cow they can milk for free, never have.

I used to have one of those.

Its covered in layers of layers of hypnosis.

My therapist for regression therapy is also an unwitting asset. He even showed me his weapons.

Its at true story.

I thought the CIA was cool until I discovered they were not about intelligence. Also true.

the US-based elite sex club Snctm opened in Moscow this past year... Please elaborate!

All the other targets/sleepers/dreamers lose their sex life. One didn't had sex for 20 years. I really need to step up the game to avoid the same fate.

Does your mom know you are using the computer?

I give them nothing but disinfo.

Without sex, how do they convince themselves the fake marriages are real?

This is awesome! I'm so excited. A real CIA sleeper here on GLP …

Since there is so much I want to ask I figured I'd start with the 10 most important questions I have and if we have time maybe I'll ask a few more later.

01. Can you cry under water?
02. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
03. What's the difference between a novel and a book?
04. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
05. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
06. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it to the center of the earth?
07. If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
08. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
09. Do penguins have knees?
10. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

I know. They threw me out because I wasn't a young child.

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I don't know. I am not smart. I am not even intelligent. I am just an unwitting asset who woke up.

Well, what did they use you for while you were sleeping?

Sounds like you need to meditate more.

They are not admitting any info. Must not be good.

I didn't ask them.
I asked you.