[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.

Ho-hum. Another one went right over the bozos' heads.

Your problem, Brother Bones, is that you think most of the people here have a sense of humor, or can actually read.

'Fraid you're wrong on both counts.