AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!!

FOOTBALL IS GAY!!



Take boxing to "Two topless men ... in silk shorts ... fighting ... for a belt and a purse."


Now Look at football. I think that sport was actually started by some gay guys, as a great big joke on the straight world. The conversation probably went something like this.

"Hey Bob, let's create a game where no women can play. Just overly muscled men wearing brightly colored, tight-fitting uniforms. The object of the game will be to grab a man clutching a big ball, throw him to the ground and jump on top of him. Then other guys, who 'play' for the same team, will jump on top of him, too. They'll take a break only when a man wearing a fashionable black-and-white outfit blows a whistle and says they've just 'scored.'

"We can call the teams really suggestive names -- Oilers, Rams and Packers. We can even have one player who will do nothing but make passes. The team that finishes first will win some gaudy jewelry -- a ring, maybe. To keep the game alive, we'll send old men out to recruit young boys. And best of all, for the men who just 'like to watch,' we'll make the game soooooo long that wives and girlfriends will get pissed off every time it's played. Doesn't it sound fabulous?!"