Internet Dating Sites Make Getting Rejected Easier Than Ever

LOL I tried to post it, dont know how to hot link. ONN's newscasts are fuckin epic.

You know what they say: "practice makes perfect !!" It will make rejection a LOT easier for you!!

Bwahahaha, priceless.

Why is this pinned?

It was todays Random pick for pinning.

oh joy.

The rejection works both ways.

I'm on match.com. I made it very clear how to contact me outside "the club". I get emails thru "the club", which I cannot answer because I am not a paying member.No one has been smart enough to just go to my named website and use the contact link. So much for that moron, "click - delete".

I laugh when I see some 60 year guy wants a woman 40 -50.
Just what is he going to do with a 40 YO?
Maybe he just wants someone to take care of him as he is dying in a few years.

I do believe that it is logical for the woman to be older than the man. That way they would be morelikely to finish their earth journey closer in time.
Men tend to drop off starting in their 50's.

The rejection works both ways.


I laugh when I see some 60 year guy wants a woman 40 -50.
Just what is he going to do with a 40 YO?

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If you don't continue down the road of life with your head firmly up your ass, you may understand what a 60 year old can give a woman that most men her age just don't have.

experience.

The onion freaking rules. It should be what airs in place of FOX.

zetas right again

Speak for yourself, asshole. I'm 60; 45-50 woman sounds about right. You're only as old as the woman you feel.
My grandparents lived to be 95 and there is a good chance I will too, and I'm not ready for tiddly-winks.

internet dating sites are pure bullshit.

Did you notice at the end right after the announcer's comment "What a bunch of dogs" Hillary's ad appeared?.....ROFL

great slogan

WTF...pathetic sad sacks....bunch of dogs. That guy didn't look like no prince charming himself. I wonder if that station had any phone calls after that report. I've heard people are even rejected by online dating services. Many years ago I went to a dating service in person. They wanted to know whay my limit was on my credit card. I walked out. Are people really so lonely and desperate? Get a dog or a cat....they make great friends.

I agree!!!

I like the announcer at the end--"buncha dogs.."

I'm sorry but I don't think there is any kind of experience a 60 year old has that a 40 year old doesn't. But I also don't see anything wrong with a 60 year old man dating a 40 something woman and most women don't worry about age anyway.

Women who make themselves available on the Internet are pure, unadulterated dogshit. Wanna know how low a woman can go? Check out Match.com and the rest of then. whaya pathetic bunch of losers you'll find, lol.

Internet porn is my friend

onion news network!!!!

AND check out all the loser "males" who flock to it!! Talk about a bunch of loser males that show up!!

The best part of that video is the message she is typing at the end.

Now if anything is worth a pin, it's this thread right here.


Hysterical!

OMG one comment on that video - Kevin Martin "ha ha what a bunch of dogs."

What an asshole. Did that shmuck know that the camera was still rolling?