UK: Kitchen knives could be seized from your home by Police if youre a suspected criminal....

Misgender some one on twitter and lose all your kitchen knives

Stupid Brits

But! If that guy guy is cross-dressing, shoving stuff up his ass and sneaking into women’s bathrooms, they will be protected at all costs and can have all the kitchen knives they want. They made need one cut off certain parts and/or re-arrange themselves and/or their children. That is a protected right!!

The food most takeaways produce is criminal, they should all have their knives seized.

cricket bat?

Most takeaways are ownwd by muslim and the food is halal shit.

Just eat yore mashed bugz, equity secured™ for all ages. 0-99.

Every body eats bugs, unknowingly.

God people are just silly as hell.
Ffs people can make knives out of toothbrushes.

Waste of time by control freaks.

cricket bats?

"Colonel Mustard in the Library with a Potato Peeler"......

How is ‘suspected criminal’ defined in UK? Is it like ASBOs where a particular crime doesn’t even need to have been committed?

I identify them as forks, SIR.

The entire country is full of weapons! What about all of the rocks? License plates can be sharpened with concrete or even a coffee cup! They have a lot of work coming, to confiscate all metal and rocks in the UK!

We live in a country where you can be arrested for carrying a marker pen in your pocket, so this doesn't surprise me.

You know, it would probably be easier to just put everyone in the country into prison.

Here is an update: UK is a shithole run by insane retards.

Then get another one.

Scotland courts are nuts, a guy got jailed a few years back for throwing a loaf of bread at his wife lol.
Meanwhile last week a rapist convicted by a jury of raping a 13 yo walked free.
Fkn world is upside down

Yep.

I never even wanted to visit there. Seems boring. royal family worship and tea. Great. Ireland seems like more fun.

hammers?

sharp sticks?

steel toecap boots?

Leprechauns!!

That's every country on Earth.

So will you need a background check to buy a knife

Egyptians dont use toilets, why would a pole be there?