The Trump “a big strong man with tears in his eyes came up to me and said ‘Sir…’ story thread.

Here’s a best of Sir stories mashup to get things started.

https://x.com/_/status/1761387332249227402

Last week, a big strong crying man came up to Trump, with tears in his eyes and said “Sir, nobody knows quadruply indictments better than you, believe me. Only the greatest President ever besides maybe the guy with the big hat could be indicted four different times for the most tremendous crimes we have ever seen.”

Wow, he’s been doing these tears in their eyes Sir stories for a long time.

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I’m a big strong man and that gave me tears in my eyes. Now I just want to say to Trump - Sir, thank you for putting the food on my family’s table.

even though those stories are most likely 100% fake, he can still imagine them stories and tell us about it so we can think he is so great and gonna make America great and lock up hillary if we vote him in again. plus he can make the Mexico wall even higher and charge Mexican president 10x more for the wall and we get more winning than we can handle!!

Maga tards lining up for golden hightops

One thing is for sure, he sure thinks a hell of a lot more of himself than I do.

Talk about blowing your own horn, he's a whole brass band.

I can think of a lot words I might call him but "sir" is not one of them.

He has a bigger ego than all of hollywood put together and that's not even a stretch to say.

i miss out on original price of $400 because they sell out instantly, but can still buy pairs from those in cahoots who sell them for many hundreds more in price. some say this sound suspicious but i say good money making scheme for MAGA!

on Ebay we can buy shoes for hundreds times price and we win!

how about the time he said he was going to go to the Naval Academy and play football, but they had another guy instead....Roger Staubach so he went to Delaware!

Oh wait..that was Joe Biden.

how about the time he said he sitting at lunch counters leading civil rights demonstrations when he was in high school....

Oh wait..that was Joe Biden.

how about the time the said he graduated with two degrees and he was at the top of his law school class...

Oh wait..that was Joe Biden.

How about the 10 times he said his son that died from lung cancer died in the Iraq war?

Oh wait..that was Joe Biden.

How about the time he said he never met with or knew any of his son's business associates.

Oh wait..that was Joe Bidne.

Congrats you figured out they are both liars. Now you're a man.

And don't forget, he makes Benedict Arnold look like a great patriot, Carrot Top a Rhodes Scholar.


And the Jews own that cocksucker from stem to stern.

Trump good business man and give working class families good deal here and then we now have choice to buy from MAGA insiders shoes at hundreds times more price on Ebay since they sell out so fast!

we win so hard here and America gets made so great!

Trump needs to Make Shoes Great Again before he can Make America Great Again. i would spend kids college fund to buy hundred pairs of Trump golden shoes if available. i love Trump so much and Jesus too!

That shoe deal was an OBVIOUS money laundering scheme funneling cash into the tRump coffers.

I can't wait to see someone decked out in full MAGA gear. Wearing the Trump cologne, the red hat, the mugshot t-shirt, and the little gold sneakers.

"Jesus is My Savior

tRump Craps his Pants"

The orange grifter vax daddy

or the senile pedophile commie.

You hafta pick one or the other!

I have heard all kinds if theories as to why tRump wears diapers and smells like dookey, and came to the conclusion that he either never was potty trained (which is not so hard to believe) , or Roy Cohn reamed out his asshole when he boned him.

Oh my, LIfetime's of the Dumb and Useless

Trump is like earth Jesus version so he wont do bad stuff like this!

pray for Trump and Jesus in Trump name!

Trump give us experimental warp speed vax and NFT's and gold shoes and make us send lots of money to him monthly and so this means he has plans to drain the swamp and build the wall and make Hillary get locked up which equals so much winning for us and worth the money!

Looks like you woke left wing, CRT, LGBTQ forever type don't like facing "The swamp" is nothing but and is totally supported by you left of Mao, Hate America commies.

Big surprise a typical neo Marxist lefty hates Trump.

Eat shit. Country boys in fly over America hate your motherfucking guts.

Like to see a bitch like you hung, gutted and food for the coyotes.

Hate is a two way street.

Look at these delusional Biden bros. Hahaha . . . Still thinking by some luck "Mr. Treason and dementia" is going to keep the borders open and the fentanyl flowing for the Jews in Washington.

The Jews fear Trump getting elected like the devil fears holy water.

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Do the Jews in Washington DC train you to bot post, or did they train you to suck Jew ass like a trained dog?

Hard to tell.

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Trigger you get you some gold sneakers to fight the power?