New photo of Kate Middleton released by Buckingham Palace.

Wax figures ,CGI?

Yikes! He looks like the living dead.

Last Edited by A Jackson on 03/12/2024 01:14 AM

Been through the ringer.

Both of them.

Let’s just skip to George.

According to a 16th century seer, it is Harry that takes the crown and runs with it.

I said same thing

She needs to do something with her hair.

Hardly.


William is bald.

True

He looks like he's getting buggered by a well hung midget.

If Kate's status still hasn't been demonstrably clarified within 1 month, then:


1. PM Sunak will be asked at PM's televised Question Time by several MPs to personally investigate Kate's absence and to explain anomalies, and to personally report back to the House of Commons.

2. Kate is the Honorary Colonel of the Irish Guards regiment. The acting Colonel of the Regiment will tell his 1000 soldiers to refuse to obey orders until Kate appears, causing a British Army scandal.

photos of Kate in camouflage uniform visiting her beloved troops:

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3.Least likely, but possible, booing crowds will camp outside Buckingham Palace and refuse to move until Kate appears. As in 1997 when booing crowds started to gather when QEII refused for 10 days to return from Balmoral and show respect to the just-dead Diana, the UK as a kingdom, indeed the entire British Establishment, TPTB, respect for law and order, paying of taxes, Banking of England, Stock Exchange, military and national cohesion, disobedience and a fracture in the chain of command, could all become marginal. A quick coup-like change from the UK (United Kingdom) to the UR (United Republic) would then be in the offing.