Who would like to star in my next glp role-play production?

Yes, that is my dog, his name is Bingo and he lives in the bunker with me.

Ahhh yes Bingo was his name.

German shepherd border collie cross.
Ex military special ops unit.

If ever there was a time to adhere to the beware of dog sign, it is when you go down to the tricked out bunker.

Three levels underground with aquaponic and agriculture facilities.

An almost completely self contained biosphere and water recycling safe haven.

Full of weapons. Cool weapons.

One of his many whores.

OP did you enjoy the fisting your wife gave you last night while you watched her slobber on a well hung Nigerian?

I probably shouldn't say this on glp...

But I got head from my wife last night.

Op...can you include Angels?...I don't care...whatever you want to do...but please don't put me anywhere near Lori except if it's a fight to the death scene. Thanks

No. Someone did but it wasn't you cuckabilly.

Crispy...

Be sure and include a scene of her high on weed when she finds out her ex husband just won Powerball.

What it's been like over a decade since the last gobbling lol

Oh I'm getting some sound tracks together for the production.

Oi, I'm thinking this one could be good at some point.



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Oh Lori...







:P

Keep that one in your back pocket honey

Dibs on getting the role of the Nigerian Prince you send your life savings to after I promise you even more riches if you do so.

Have to have at least one Nigerian Prince

Karen is the villain in this production.

The Anomaly is unknown as of yet.

However.

The role for Princess Gloria, daughter of Yod, ruler of the seven kingdoms of Penitron needs to be filled.


She is an immortal being that oversees all planets within the ovarysphere.

Inevitably Karen's fate is already a done deal.

The only question is, with what kind of...steel ;)

She already got her back story drawn out

No need for any filler, the story already has legs and it's a true display of finesse and commitment to her character to give us this much of a performance

She almost got us all fooled

A true artist

Oh I can't wait to read the rest!!

A true Bullshit artist, yes indeed...

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And then...out of no where...a Mental Case appears!

OP already claimed that role.

Dang...I killed another thread

The only thing more mysterious then the anomaly, is the Mentalist.

Some say the mentalist is a pure hypnotic.


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I’m in.

I would like to play a 58 year old man who thinks everyone loves him, but no one can stand to be around him.

* I AM TO BE THAT PSYCHO GUY FROM SPOKANE WA.

* I TROLL GLP, WITH A BACHELOR'S DEGREE, IN
MASS MEDIA AND COMMUNICATION STUDIES SINCE 2016.

* I HUNT SERIAL RAPISTS ONLINE, THEY FREQUENT GLP, LIKE THE STRANGE DUDE WES.

* I DECLARED WAR ON THE ESTABLISHMENT AND TROLLED YOUTUBE AS COVID STARTED WITH "KEY WORDS" 18 HOURS A DAY FOR ABOUT 45 DAYS STRAIGHT AND THE GOAL WAS TO LOCK DOWN SEATTLE; IN REVENGE TO CPS (CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES) AND "THEY" FIGURED THAT OUT AND LOCKED DOWN THE ENTIRE STATE. I THEN TROLLED FOREIGN COUNTRIES, USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE TO WRITE IN THEIR LANGUAGES...IT WORKED!!! I HELPED LOCK THE WORLD DOWN...NOW BANNED FROM YOUTUBE, AND DID IT ALL WITH FAKE EMAIL ACCOUNTS IN THE HUNDREDS.

*** THIS IS WAR, NOT A MOVIE SCRIPT ***

The world belongs to the mentalist we are just living in it, as a tools and instruments, yet to be discarded on a whim, for the next set that comes along

OK

I can work with that.


Seymour Buttsworth

Born with a rare condition that creates un unusually toxic odour.


Seymour is a handsome man with a chiselled frame for continuously practising the liver king diet.


It's not Seymour's fault the only thing that survives around him is his pet goldfish Lord Biggles.

Oh damn...