Who would like to star in my next glp role-play production?

Fuck off

With maple syrup homo

Alright Ken, you are in.

Ken is a 52 year old billionaire living on and island he owns in the Philippines.

But Ken has a secret.

Juan, the butler and Ken have been having an affair behind ken's wife's back.

There will be dogs, womans, murder and maple syrup in ken's tale to be told.

Chris the homo lover of drumsticks up his ass has a secret. He shoved the can of cranberries up his ass before Thanksgiving as he screamex out "did you have to let it linger??!!"

Terry your in.

Terry is a 32yo gym instructor with an addiction to steroids.

But Terry can't help it because Terry, oozes green sweet and the angrier he gets the stronger he gets.

Terry also has a pet jack Russell named Earnie.

No spoilers for the production please, we're just getting the cast sorted at this stage.

Any scripts you have are under strict NDA.

Lori can you grab these boys some coffee please cupcake. They appear to be be a bit flat.

How about this for a script.

Op is the only fully grown whole body walking talking Penis person from the planet cumz2fast on a secret mission as a starseed to liberate the enslaved folks of microtchizitchy - a large ringed planet similar to uranus but with a diverse eco system, which was taken over by a sinister group of testicle headed folks from the star system droopyononeside.

Next we have Karen
50yo Nigerian queen (Karen is her english name). Also married to Ken and has known about Juan's secret tryst for a while.

Spending her time mostly on the internet plotting and scheming to have Ken removed and inherit the island. What treacherous things will Karen get up too in her pursuit for justice.

Karen will be the villian of the story.

That's pretty good. I will float it with editor, but yeah fingers crossed it's pretty good. You have natural talent.

More than you'd ever know, or anyone could handle. ;)

Alright I am going to have to make you the lead. You have this presence I think is going to pop in the main production.

Can I play? I don't want to be a lesbian. heh. Something more exciting please.

My name is Kevin. I’m an Aries and am incredibly bored

Yes you can.


It just so happens I am looking for a co lead role.

Angelique

44yo genetically enhanced soldier trained in all forms of martial arts and espionage techniques.

IQ 175 and personal bodyguard to the mysterious anomaly. A shadowy figure for which not much is known.

Anyone who has tried to get close has tasted the cold steel from Angelina's blade and no one has lived to tell the tale.

Quick edit.

Perfect.

Kevin as described.

17yo son to Ken and Karen.

The real KKK club.

I digress.

Kevin's home alone, all alone.

Sounds... super. :/

I refuse to have a set role but I will watch from the shadows and distract the actors from time to time using varying methods of tools.

I’m Lourdes. People think I’m mentally ill but I’m actually a seer. I live on inheritance money and can see people’s auras and tell if they’re human or lizard people. If they are lizards, I hiss in their face. I am also super hot, but still single for some reason. That’s ok with me though, because I like dogs better than people anyway. I was responsible for the death of one lizard person when I ran up and hissed in his face while waiting for a train and he fell onto the tracks just as the train was approaching. I’m now a fugitive as the lizard people want revenge, so I have to live in my super tricked out bunker.

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Awesome.

I have need of an arms dealer to equip the two main stars.

Your tricked out bunker is perfect.

When does story time start

Q has quit larping long time ago so I think I could play Q. I would be even better than the real thing ... better like in less stupid and ignorant (admittedly not a high standard)

Patience Kevin.

The storm is brewing. We have thunder, now I just need lightning.

Kevin has a secret.

He knows what really goes on in the caves on the island.

OK.
You will be known only as 'P', throughout this production.
Everything else is unknown and live.

If the story somehow includes an old dog with poor hearing that would be cool