not true, I chopped my finger nearly off, and said "god, I wish I hadn't done that" left hand index.

God immediately popped into my head, giving the idea, that with superglue, and a rubberband I could avoid the $10,000 deductible on my really shitty insurance. I quickly gathererd the supplies, and awakenend my twelve year old daughter... Parts were getting slippery with blood, and between the alcohol and the blood loss... even god needs an instrument.

Now with the blood stopped, we sqaushed it back together, liberally apllied three tubes of superglue, (the one dollar pack from the dollar store)

For about two years that whole hand was weak, and my career as a hand model is over, but now it's as usable as ever.

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My brothers actually pick up parts out of the dirt and put them back on for a living... but that's just science...