Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Their Lives Are

They should join the Peace Corps and go to Africa.

Maybe they could start by pulling up their fucking pants they wear hanging down to their knees.

What will the Obamazoids do when the electoral college annuls the election result because they have been inundated with evidence that Obama is a naturalized citizen?

As a friend of some hardcore Obama supporters, all I can say is...

wake up from their nightmare and remind themselves that this will never, ever happen?

Do you guys realize that Onion News Network is a parody/satire news site, right?

IT WILL BE SOMEHTING TO BEHOLD....

Many a true word is said in jest....

i hope ure just being sarcastic, otherwise you're an idiot.

Well I respect them!!!

Wait ... wait ... !

That's what that 250,000 Citizen National Security Force is for!!

Aimlessly wandering lefties;
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OH MY GOD I LOVE IT!!!!! SOOOOO TRUE!!!!

THANKS EYES!!!!!!!!!


obama has said that he finds his supporters: "So irritating I can't even deal with it."




"Up until yesterday, he was so annoying that I wanted to kill him. Now I just want my old condescending, obama-obsessed friend back." -Leon Malinsky, Kendly's roommate


"Experts say some voter's fixation with the obama campaign ran so deep, they've lost the ability to process non-obama related information."


"We've been here all day. I try to reason with them, ah, they just keep telling me to check out some new obama video on some obama blog or something." -Officer Jesse Sierant, Portland PD


'HUMAN RIGHTS GROUPS CALLING FOR EUTHANASIA OF OBAMA SUPPORTERS'


"You know Andrea, I think a lot of people just hope these people will die." -Jane


"Worst case scenario is that someone with evil intent, seizes control of them. They've proven their minds can be taken over by empty rhetoric." -Jane


"So if someone where to come up with a catch phrase as simple and vague as 'yes we can'..." -Andrea
"...They would have an entire army of extremely energetic, insufferably annoying, mindless pawns at their command." -Jane


"Later in the hour we'll tell you how to spot and avoid an obama supporter by looking for clues on their messenger bag. And in other election news, the nation is preparing for an onslaught of obnoxious kids named barack..."[/b]

and do you realize that those elections where a parody/satire democracy?

CLASSIC

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This needs to become addable to any post.
GLP has permission to use.

Obama's Kenyan Relatives Cheer Win

Barack Obama's Kenyan family erupted in cheers Wednesday, singing "we are going to the White House!" as Obama became the first African-American elected president.

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Africans think everything will change for them, coz a black man is the "frontman" for USA.

Well, they'll be waiting a lonnnnng time for that change, maybe when a new financial system NOT involving banks comes into play.

Singing that they are going to the White House?

LOL

They shouldn't hold their breaths for that invitation.

That video was funny.

Obama supporters are happy. The ones viewing "how empty their lives are" are republitards like the most famous here in GLP and I avoid to name to don't get deleted my post.