Thanksgiving is coming. Who would short the turkey? Last couple years I picked my turkey up at Trader Joe's. Sure it cost 2 or 3 times as much as the local supermart, but these turkeys have been coddled their whole life. They've been fed only the finest organic foods. They've never had s sore word spoken to them. And after all isn't that what we all want?

My latest crazy is "short cakes". Trader Joe's has packages of shortcakes. The type you'd rip some strawberries and cream upon. However I just like the cake. So I gobble it all up like a scone the fell from an angel's ass.