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I just received a jury summons in the mail.... | |
| JohnnyCarcinogen Offer Upgrade  User ID: 622113  United States04/07/2009 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Nailer45 User ID: 649850 United States04/07/2009 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | claim you are a racist or that people should be put to death for illegaly parking in a handicap parking spot. Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. Thomas Jefferson |
| FyreStorm User ID: 588922 United States04/07/2009 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | claim you are a racist or that people should be put to death for illegaly parking in a handicap parking spot. Quoting: Nailer45LOLOLOL I really don't think it's THAT easy anymore ------- check out [link to www.intldyn.com] to get an idea of what I do. |
| User ID 580336 User ID: 580336  Australia04/07/2009 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| xham-sammichx User ID: 652201 United States04/07/2009 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've never been summoned before. Any ideas on how to get out of it? I'm supposed to appear the morning of the 27th. Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogenYou could get thrown in jail for something... I've been to jail quite a few times for petty shit and they never send me those things!! Sleestackin' to the max. GLP - We're all here because we're not all there. If you seem to disagree with me.. That is okay. You may hang on to your beliefs.. While I kick YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF! |
| xham-sammichx User ID: 652201 United States04/07/2009 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Send it back with a letter explaining you have been kidnapped by aliens and are currently out of the solar system. Quoting: User ID 580336 Sleestackin' to the max. GLP - We're all here because we're not all there. If you seem to disagree with me.. That is okay. You may hang on to your beliefs.. While I kick YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 586188 United States04/07/2009 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Throw it away if you haven't responded to it yet. They cannot prove that you ever received it. A friend of mine kept throwing all of them away for years. Once a deputy showed up on his doorstep and personally delivered it to him. He never got in trouble. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 166024 United States04/07/2009 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| JohnnyCarcinogen (OP) User ID: 622113 United States04/07/2009 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Send it back with a letter explaining you have been kidnapped by aliens and are currently out of the solar system. Quoting: User ID 580336I want to get out of a day or two of boredom, but not enough to get locked up in a room with padded walls. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |
| JohnnyCarcinogen (OP) User ID: 622113 United States04/07/2009 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Throw it away if you haven't responded to it yet. They cannot prove that you ever received it. A friend of mine kept throwing all of them away for years. Once a deputy showed up on his doorstep and personally delivered it to him. He never got in trouble. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 586188You know, I thought of that. I just assumed that they'd send it again certified and I'd just be putting off the inevitable. Last Edited by JohnnyCarcinogen on 04/07/2009 05:00 PM None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 594791  Finland04/07/2009 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| User ID 580336 User ID: 580336 Australia04/07/2009 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Nailer45 User ID: 649850 United States04/07/2009 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when they question you just ask if it is a death penalty case as you always wanted to send someone to death row, guilty or not. LOL Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. Thomas Jefferson |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 103782 United States04/07/2009 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 594791 Finland04/07/2009 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| JohnnyCarcinogen (OP) User ID: 622113 United States04/07/2009 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when they question you just ask if it is a death penalty case as you always wanted to send someone to death row, guilty or not. Quoting: Nailer45Lol. I'm in Texas. That may guarantee me a seat. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 586188 United States04/07/2009 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | firs thing tell them you hate ni**ers, wetbacks, kikes & crackers Quoting: Anonymous Coward 594791I love how people are so afraid of upsetting black people that they will not spell out the word bye bye, but they will spell out wetbacks, kikes & crackers. Racism is racism, no matter which race it's pointed at. Sorry to hijack, just had to get that point across. |
| Hiro Protagonist User ID: 501302 United States04/07/2009 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just go. You'll know what to say to get out of it when you get there. At my last call, it was a case of gun theft. I didn't have time either and was scheduled for a two week out of town trip. The defense was asking prospectives if they ever had a gun stolen. My answer, of course, was yes. Dismissed. Yours Truly! |
| redshedevil User ID: 641806  Canada04/07/2009 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when they question you just ask if it is a death penalty case as you always wanted to send someone to death row, guilty or not. Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogenLol. I'm in Texas. That may guarantee me a seat. Then try the I don't feel anyone should go to jail.. rehab is our friend.. that should make the prosecutor say hell no.. after the defense says hell yes! I really am not nearly as interesting as I should be but I certainly will try to find interest in nearly everything I can be. self quote. |
| redshedevil User ID: 641806 Canada04/07/2009 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when they question you just ask if it is a death penalty case as you always wanted to send someone to death row, guilty or not. Quoting: JohnnyCarcinogenLol. I'm in Texas. That may guarantee me a seat. Then try the I don't feel anyone should go to jail.. rehab is our friend.. that should make the prosecutor say hell no.. after the defense says hell yes! If you go and listen to the type of crime you are being summoned for tell them you have a close relative that was charged with the same thing or suffered from the same crime and you feel prejudice towards the issue.. that will take you off the list pretty quick.. Last Edited by RedSheDevil on 04/07/2009 05:10 PM I really am not nearly as interesting as I should be but I certainly will try to find interest in nearly everything I can be. self quote. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 652238 United States04/07/2009 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| JohnnyCarcinogen (OP) User ID: 622113 United States04/07/2009 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just go. Quoting: Hiro ProtagonistYou'll know what to say to get out of it when you get there. At my last call, it was a case of gun theft. I didn't have time either and was scheduled for a two week out of town trip. The defense was asking prospectives if they ever had a gun stolen. My answer, of course, was yes. Dismissed. That's probably what I'll end up doing. I'll make damn sure that I'm not picked. I just didn't want to mess with even showing up if I could avoid it. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. |
| 9teen.47™ User ID: 652107  United Kingdom04/07/2009 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Turn up in a tinfoil hat. Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it. Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God. Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman]. STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children. |
| Nikki_LaVey User ID: 649282 United States04/07/2009 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 197144 United States04/07/2009 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| normanduke User ID: 652236  Switzerland04/07/2009 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You've got company. I'm slated for the 28th. I googled " how to get out " and all that comes up are asshole answers like above. I've made up my mind just to go. It's no big deal. Time will bring to light whatever is hidden ; it will conceal and cover up what is now shining with the greatest splendor.-- Horace. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 585206 United States04/07/2009 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Thoughts Faux Fodder (nli) User ID: 652244 United States04/07/2009 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| JohnnyCarcinogen (OP) User ID: 622113 United States04/07/2009 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Enigma User ID: 641469 United States04/07/2009 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if it's any consolation... when I went for Travis County a while back, they let me go pretty quickly... dress strange, or like a rock and roller... they will not seat you... don't shave, and look a bit wild eyed and crazy and wear big sunglasses INDOORS... if they ask, tell them your eyes are sensitive to light... don't talk and don't smile... |
