As a northerner who has to deal with southern truck drivers, I find them very friendly. They always ask me where they can find the best meat and cheese to bring home with them. But their thick southern accent gives me trouble. I find it hard to understand what they're saying.

Do you send them to the nastiest place that sells meat and cheese ?? A true Northerner would. You're a true Northerner right? Or are ya a grit eatin, bisquit monkey.

I'm a true northerner. There are no nasty places up here. Everything is of the highest quality. I've never eaten a grit in my life. What is a grit? For me, bisquits are for special occasions like Thanksgiving.