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URGENT!!! I NEED SOMEONE TO INVENT A TIME MACHINE!!! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 535598  United States05/27/2009 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 516671 United States05/27/2009 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 535598 United States05/27/2009 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Doctor What  User ID: 578679  United Kingdom05/27/2009 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 683411  Finland05/27/2009 06:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Enlilson User ID: 688151 United States05/27/2009 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| TheGasMan User ID: 410747 United States05/27/2009 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | in 1995 I had an Asian Girlfriend who was super HOT, drank beer and was into watching porn. Anybody know what to do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 535598Kill yourself and start over? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 689123 United States05/27/2009 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If the reason why you want a time machine is so that you can have some nasty sex with an old girlfriend, then there are much more deserving and noble people who need it worse than you. Perhaps if you tried to take a course in Character development may help you some. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 535598 United States05/27/2009 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Douggie User ID: 688364 United States05/27/2009 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We broke up and then a few months later I found one that blew her away. She was too hot, everyone I knew was trying to nail her. Even my (so called) good friends. They have the power to create reality I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel. By the way....which ones pink? |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 535598 United States05/27/2009 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If the reason why you want a time machine is so that you can have some nasty sex with an old girlfriend, then there are much more deserving and noble people who need it worse than you. Perhaps if you tried to take a course in Character development may help you some. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 689123people say Im quite a character SO YOUR WRONG OK! |
| TheGasMan User ID: 410747 United States05/27/2009 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | in 1995 I had an Asian Girlfriend who was super HOT, drank beer and was into watching porn. Anybody know what to do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 535598Kill yourself and start over? what If I come back as a dog or something? that would suck. Well hell, it works in video games. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 681599 United States05/27/2009 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 535598 United States05/27/2009 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why not just find another one? Their are billions of them out their. I thought my first Korean girlfriend was the bomb. Very pretty, LMAO-obedient, very dedicated to me! Quoting: DouggieWe broke up and then a few months later I found one that blew her away. She was too hot, everyone I knew was trying to nail her. Even my (so called) good friends. was she into beer and porn? I doubt it. |
| SubarcticBeef User ID: 560939 United States05/27/2009 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | in 1995 I had an Asian Girlfriend who was super HOT, drank beer and was into watching porn. Anybody know what to do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 535598Kill yourself and start over? what If I come back as a dog or something? that would suck. Then you can do it doggy style. Large and Powerful [link to i154.photobucket.com] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 686381  Ireland05/27/2009 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 671098  Canada05/27/2009 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why not just find another one? Their are billions of them out their. I thought my first Korean girlfriend was the bomb. Very pretty, LMAO-obedient, very dedicated to me! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 535598We broke up and then a few months later I found one that blew her away. She was too hot, everyone I knew was trying to nail her. Even my (so called) good friends. was she into beer and porn? I doubt it. Yeah! and did she chew tobacco and scratch her arse like the op's did? I'm guessing not... so you lose, bud! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 668584 United States05/27/2009 07:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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