I am the only intellectual at my facility and nearly all female/women/girls(Depending on amount of brainwashing) blush in my presence - ask me a quest

I can't ask you a question...

I'm blushing at the moment.

*rolls eyes*

My question was not in jest and is genuine.

I have astutely observed this phenomenon and other subtle goings on for the past month.

What is occurring?

Well, before I clicked on your thread, I was thinking about just the same exact thing with my last place of employment.... and Persian women.... they do not like to be called Iranian. They're PerrrRRRRsians.

I'm not posting in jest either, so there.

Okay... I'll bite.

How do you know they are being brainwashed?

Their blushing is almost certainly a sign of attraction to you.

My question is: are you going to take advantage of this?

why was your fly undone?

Fail, sir./

Don't know what you're saying, but the opposite sexes have been odd the last month ... in heat? I don't know, just damned strange.

I'm pretty sure I don't know what any of you are talking about but why do the females blush in your presence?