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couldn't find it lately but.. Fark's butt seed thread

lol....

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You're welcome.

Just wanted to get my thread to the top

I HAVE POSTED MANY AMUSING THREADS ON HERE
I HAVE LUAGHED FOR HOURS AND HOURS
AND MANY CAME AND HAVE LAUGHED ALSO.
I FORGET WHAT THEY ARE THOUGH......

Thanks.

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Magic wand to solve life's problems

Date: 2009-05-15, 4:02PM PDT


If anyone has a magic wand that will solve all the problems in life, I'm interested in looking at it or buying it from you.

Would be interested in seeing the wand's past accomplishments and achievements to verify that it actually does what its supposed to. May request a demonstration. Prefer a fast acting wand, one of the later models that come with the instant gratification package or enhancements. If it isn't the instant gratification type, preferably one that lets you know whether or not anythings happening and gives a forecast of what's happening after waving it.

If it's portable that would be great, especially if it's pocket sized.

Color, not important.

Prefer machine washable in case I forget to take it out of my pockets in the laundry.

Larger sized wands have to be storable in my apartment but am able to work around the size issue.

Prefer to have instruction manual if you still have it.

Am able to drive anywhere to pick it up.

Submit picture if possible!

Thanks.

Oh, If you have a magic lamp instead that you need to be relieved of that still has wishes, I'm interested in that as well.

Thanks!



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I have an old beat up one, in my closet, I don't need anymore.

I'll send it to you.

P.S. It only works on Thursdays, the rest of the time it sleeps and watches TV.

"Mary from LA" A complete hoax by some some pimply-faced masturating geek here on GLP last month was hilarious.

Mary claimed she was a married 22 year old violated by her pastor. If American girls were as gullible and willing to perform and confused as this gal, the US would be a much happier place.

Damn we forgot to tell Mary that male sperm, when ingested properly, is a perfectly good anti-depressant. She would have believed it!

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Must read lol!

Thread: SPERM as an ANTI-DEPRESSANT??

OMG

my daughter and her friend were reading me some of these a couple of weeks ago....I nearly pissed myself laughing so hard. It's hit and miss....but sometimes OMG....it's hysterical

and here's another

my daughter says that any time she feels miserable, she always checks in here....and somehow she always feels better

[link to www.fmylife.com]

edit:
example

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

Last Edited by OneAngryMom on 07/07/2009 11:09 PM

hahaha

another from fmylife.com

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML

Anyone ever read the "mall ninja" thread from the glock forum. O M G. Need to find it again. Long read but WELLLL worth it !!!

Thread: Woman breaks World Record for….Vagina lifting

There was a thread on one of the gun forums, Arms Locker, I think, from a guy on a first date who prepared his gf a meal, from MRE's. Funniest damn thing I've read in years. Will try and find the linky.

no doubt

& of course there's always that old favorite, the 'f' word>>

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lol 5000 calorie dinner

even more of a riot if she was a health-nut..