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JESUS IS COMING!!
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Now listen here. The truth is that death brings IMMEDIATE heaven or hell, depending ONLY on whether you believe in Jesus alone for salvation or not. One who believes in Jesus WILL NOT BE GAY!

Heaven is eternal joy with the Lord! :D

You cannot and will not go to heaven if you get your chocolate tunnel stuck with lard. Nor will you go to heaven if you stick your face in another woman's coochiecoo.

Hell is eternal torment. Nobody has to be sent to hell. So to be in heaven and not hell, believe in Jesus alone for salvation now! :)

Hell is where all the gays -- like you -- go.

Jesus is God, and Jesus loves you so very much! :D

Salvation is a FREE GIFT that happens in a split second when you believe in Jesus alone to save you! It is impossible to lose or "leave" salvation (John 6:39-40, 1 John 5:13).

The truth about Jesus is that the only way to be saved and to get into heaven and avoid being sent to eternal hell, is by believing in faith alone that Jesus, who is God, died for our sins on the cross as FULL PAYMENT for all our sins, and then Jesus rose from the dead (1 Corinthians 15:1-4). Believe this and you will be in heaven, no matter what!

Please pray now: "Jesus, please forgive me of my sins. I believe that You died on the cross for my sins and You rose from the dead. Thank You for eternal life!" You will be in heaven with Him forever when you die. :)
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Great baiting thread
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Great baiting thread
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LOL!
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What if you born with both male and female genitalia, aka hermaphrodite?

God made me...I mean them that way, does that mean they can change physically?


Now listen here. The truth is that death brings IMMEDIATE heaven or hell, depending ONLY on whether you believe in Jesus alone for salvation or not. One who believes in Jesus WILL NOT BE GAY!

Heaven is eternal joy with the Lord! :D

You cannot and will not go to heaven if you get your chocolate tunnel stuck with lard. Nor will you go to heaven if you stick your face in another woman's coochiecoo.

Hell is eternal torment. Nobody has to be sent to hell. So to be in heaven and not hell, believe in Jesus alone for salvation now! :)

Hell is where all the gays -- like you -- go.

Jesus is God, and Jesus loves you so very much! :D

Salvation is a FREE GIFT that happens in a split second when you believe in Jesus alone to save you! It is impossible to lose or "leave" salvation (John 6:39-40, 1 John 5:13).

The truth about Jesus is that the only way to be saved and to get into heaven and avoid being sent to eternal hell, is by believing in faith alone that Jesus, who is God, died for our sins on the cross as FULL PAYMENT for all our sins, and then Jesus rose from the dead (1 Corinthians 15:1-4). Believe this and you will be in heaven, no matter what!

Please pray now: "Jesus, please forgive me of my sins. I believe that You died on the cross for my sins and You rose from the dead. Thank You for eternal life!" You will be in heaven with Him forever when you die. :)

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The truth about Jesus is that the only way to be saved and to get into heaven and avoid being sent to eternal hell, is by believing in faith alone that Jesus, who is God, died for our sins on the cross as FULL PAYMENT for all our sins, and then Jesus rose from the dead (1 Corinthians 15:1-4). Believe this and you will be in heaven, no matter what!
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Jesus never said that he is God incarnate. You, as a Christian I'm assuming, are peddling something the Catholic Empire decided you would peddle.
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Hey! I'm just trying to save your azzes from eternal hellfire!! You should be THANKING me!



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Listen, friend. You are not a fanatic. At least not only that. You have stong gay desires... but you were educated in a very repressive way. The words that you use (tunnel and lard...) produce some kind of distorted pleasure when you mention them.

So, your fantasies and causes are just a product of your repression.

I strongly suggest to let that pleasures come into your body and soul. Be happy. God loves you. Just be gay, what's the problem. And let live.
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Hey! I'm just trying to save your azzes from eternal hellfire!! You should be THANKING me!



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Your "GOT" is fiendish.

Get out of the waY!

YHVH is patient and kind, not a monster as you depict.

What you've GOT is NO GOD at all.

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You cant lose salvation what if you have gone through lucifer iniation after you left christianity?
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The truth is that death brings IMMEDIATE heaven or hell, depending ONLY on whether you believe in Jesus alone for salvation or not.
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Can you offer us some scriptures on this? Thanks.
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Hey! I'm just trying to save your azzes from eternal hellfire!! You should be THANKING me!



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what about the people who were born with both male and female genitalia?

God made them that way!
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I thought the OP's name was funny after reading the title....


JESUS IS COMING!!
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Op, I assume you have given away all you possessions to the poor, as well as invited the homeless and poor into your home to eat with you, as well as visit the incarcerated and destitute.

That is what Jesus preached about what is the most important things to do in this life in order to follow him.

Jesus never mentioned one word about sexual proclivities.
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09/16/2009 02:16 PM
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OP I guess it's sweet that you are concerned for the salvation of gay people

but why just them? why not everyone else too?
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bsflag
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I am a devil. Not a little one. AND I AM HORNY... OP. bananasex

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09/16/2009 02:38 PM
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09/16/2009 02:38 PM
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Now listen here. The truth is that death brings IMMEDIATE heaven or hell, depending ONLY on whether you believe in Jesus alone for salvation or not. One who believes in Jesus WILL NOT BE GAY!
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bsflag

Jesus was gay in any case, it's obvious.
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OP I guess it's sweet that you are concerned for the salvation of gay people

but why just them? why not everyone else too?
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Possibly because sins such as coveting and pride and extortion and complacency aren't as offensive to the Righteous Blood-bought Chruch-going Saints of the Lord God, for some mysterious reason?
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Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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YEAH
. YEAH
.. YEAH
... YEAH

Oh Yeah, Yeah Yeah yeah
Git you down on your knees and Pray

YEAH
. YEAH
.. YEAH
... YEAH

Oh Yeah, Yeah Yeah yeah
Git you down on your knees and Pray
On your knees Pray to Jesus Oh Yeah Yea Yeah

Pray: "Jesus Oh Sweet Jesus Save Me Jesus ...
... ... Jesus Save Me From Your Believers"


............ AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhMennnnnnnnnnn
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I am a devil. Not a little one. AND I AM HORNY... OP. bananasex

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Jeebus ain't the only one coming......
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laugh
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And what, Mr. OP, make you think that our sins are any worse or more severe in the eyes of God than your sins are? Maybe you'd better concentrate on getting your own relationship with God into shape and leave the rest of us alone to do the same.

I think it's going to be amazing to see, in the final analysis, who makes it into heaven and who doesn't. I would almost BET that the stereotypical holier-than-thou types like this OP will be conspicuous by their absence. Want to bet?
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Great baiting thread
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Hey! I'm just trying to save your azzes from eternal hellfire!! You should be THANKING me!



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Thanx OP

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Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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No he is not. He is not even breathing heavily yet.
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Jebus don't freakin' care one way or the other.
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role player. *yawn*
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Hey! I'm just trying to save your azzes from eternal hellfire!! You should be THANKING me!



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Soon you will awaken and realize you sir have been punked.





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