25 Pounds of Dog meat in freestores freezer

ZETALAND, Fuckwitville - Nancies zeta department's gift of fruit to a Devoted zetatard turned out to contain 25 pounds of fresh dogmeat.

The slaughtered dogs that was missed in an earlier search of nancies neigbours house was discovered by inmates at the Fuckwitville mental asylum unpacking the crate.

Zetalands police Chief No brain Soledad says the meat originally came from a dogpound truck that had about 6 dogs that were confiscated from zetatards for their safetey.

Loads of fresh meat that are found have turned out to be dog are often being sent on to the fuckwitville mental asylum.

Nancy says the mental asylum near Zetaland accepts such food donations, which are inspected by nancy before being sent to the asylum. Soledad says this time the additional dogmeat apparently was missed by police officers and their drug-sniffing dogs ended up on the menu.

Asylum spokesman Freestore says fuckwitville inmates who reported finding the dogmeat on Friday were force fed all the meat to make sure nobody knew how fucked in the head they really were.
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Oh Dog Food!

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