1 Tip of a Flat Belly

OOK....so I keep seeing this Ad everywhere;

[link to www.peopleofwalmart.com]

...has anyone found out what the "weird" tip actually is? I dont want to click on it...but Im sure someone else might have been curious to look already.

I already have a really flat belly....tummy tucks are awesome!!! and I dont need to exercise to keep it that way because the muscles are sewn tight etc.

I was just wondering if it was "believe you've had lapband surgery and eat accordingly (what they eat)".....but an ad for colon cleansing and pills???? Sheesh...you would think they would come up with something better and easier than that! Whoever allowed them to advertise that way, as if it was easy and free, should be shot.

Suggestions for if you have a permanently damaged neck that will not tolerate crunches or situps?

Ya got botox and a boob job too. What about a labia tuck. You cougars need maintainence and have got the money to fork over. Ya wanna go for a drink sometime?

The tip that *I* found was:

If you eat something different every day*, even if you eat very unhealthy or fattening food, you won't gain any weight.

This is tried and true stuff by me; all I did was sleep and gorge myself on random food that I found to eat, and occasionally go outside and walk,

AND I GOT A LOT TALLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In addition to losing some fat and looking relatively slimmer, I am quite sure that the only weight I have gained is muscle and sinew from this new flesh ^^

(NOTE: I AM A TALL PERSON WITH A STRANGE METABOLISM, AND THIS WAS NOT TESTED ON OTHER PEOPLE SO I AM NOT SURE IF IT APPLIES TO EVERYBODY)

*as long as there isn't a pattern over the days and weeks and stuff. As in, I could eat steak, pizza, pasta, roast pork, French bread, soup and SNAPPLE for dinner in that order one week, and have the same the next week, so long as the order was different. ^^

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