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UN: Fight Climate Change With Free Condoms

 
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The battle against global warming could be helped if the world slowed population growth by making free condoms and family planning advice more widely available, the U.N. Population Fund said Wednesday.

The agency did not recommend countries set limits on how many children people should have, but said: "Women with access to reproductive health services ... have lower fertility rates that contribute to slower growth in greenhouse gas emissions."

"As the growth of population, economies and consumption outpaces the Earth's capacity to adjust, climate change could become much more extreme and conceivably catastrophic," the report said.

The world's population will likely rise from the current 6.7 billion to 9.2 billion in 2050, with most of the growth in less developed regions, according to a 2006 report by the United Nations.

The U.N. Population Fund acknowledged it had no proof of the effect that population control would have on climate change. "The linkages between population and climate change are in most cases complex and indirect," the report said.

It also said that while there is no doubt that "people cause climate change," the developing world has been responsible for a much smaller share of world's greenhouse gas emissions than developed countries.

Still, Thoraya Ahmed Obaid, the U.N. Population Fund's executive director, told a news conference in London on Wednesday that global warming could be catastrophic for people in poor countries, particularly women.

"We have now reached a point where humanity is approaching the brink of disaster," she said.

In three weeks, a global conference will be held in Copenhagen aimed at reaching a deal to replace the 1997 Kyoto Protocol, which required 37 industrial countries to cut heat-trapping greenhouse gas emissions.

On Wednesday, one analyst criticized the U.N. Population Fund's pronouncements as alarmist and unhelpful.

[link to abcnews.go.com]
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This only further prove their anti-human agenda.
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This only further prove their anti-human agenda.
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yes, i thought so too...after i stopped laughing at their big plan lmao
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Sounds like a good idea to me, i dont understand why anyone would have a problem with more birth control.

I mean this would really only effect brown people so you guys should be happy that they will be breeding less.
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Sounds like a good idea to me, i dont understand why anyone would have a problem with more birth control.

I mean this would really only effect brown people so you guys should be happy that they will be breeding less.
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hey i'm all about tossing condoms around - it's a great idea but the humor in this is just..........awesome!

the UN lafflafflafflafflaff wants to fight climate change. lafflafflafflafflaffWITH CONDOMS!lafflafflafflafflafflafflafflafflafflaff

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This only further prove their anti-human agenda.
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Yeah asking that people not breed to out of control levels like these sacks of shit..

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is anit human agenda....

Give me break.
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This only further prove their anti-human agenda.



Yeah asking that people not breed to out of control levels like these sacks of shit..

[link to www.msnbc.msn.com]


is anit human agenda....

Give me break.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 776591



Am I really the only one who finds this absolutely hilarious?

omhadog
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How about shutting the U.N., instead of free rubbers?

Think of how much cooler the planet would be, without all the hot air that comes out of that cesspool.
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How about shutting the U.N., instead of free rubbers?

Think of how much cooler the planet would be, without all the hot air that comes out of that cesspool.
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Amen!! Eugenics R Us
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How about shutting the U.N., instead of free rubbers?

Think of how much cooler the planet would be, without all the hot air that comes out of that cesspool.
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Best answer I've read today!
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"Using the need to reduce climate change as a justification for curbing the fertility of individual women at best provokes controversy and at worst provides a mandate to suppress individual freedoms," wrote WHO's Diarmid Campbell-Lendrum and Manjula Lusti-Narasimhan.
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This only further prove their anti-human agenda.



Yeah asking that people not breed to out of control levels like these sacks of shit..

[link to www.msnbc.msn.com]


is anit human agenda....

Give me break.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 776591

Maybe you don't understand. It's the link they make between more humans and climate change...

Humans = bad in their view.

FUCK THEM.
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Condoms aren't good birth control.
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This only further prove their anti-human agenda.
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Ding ding ding!!!!! We have a winner! :5:
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I don't know why but I really can't stop giggling about this...it just tickled me.
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next thing we know, they're going to take away our earned income credits because it sends the wrong message by rewarding people for having children...the money is better spent toward the carbon tax credits....




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that's it i'm tired of trolls so i'm bumping my thread because i think it's funny dammit
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I read all the way to condoms. . . . bananasex
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that's it i'm tired of trolls so i'm bumping my thread because i think it's funny dammit
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bump bump
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I read all the way to condoms. . . . bananasex
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lol!!! hugz
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The battle against global warming could be helped if the world slowed population growth by making free condoms and family planning advice more widely available, the U.N. Population Fund said Wednesday.

The agency did not recommend countries set limits on how many children people should have, but said: "Women with access to reproductive health services ... have lower fertility rates that contribute to slower growth in greenhouse gas emissions."

"As the growth of population, economies and consumption outpaces the Earth's capacity to adjust, climate change could become much more extreme and conceivably catastrophic," the report said.

The world's population will likely rise from the current 6.7 billion to 9.2 billion in 2050, with most of the growth in less developed regions, according to a 2006 report by the United Nations.

The U.N. Population Fund acknowledged it had no proof of the effect that population control would have on climate change. "The linkages between population and climate change are in most cases complex and indirect," the report said.

It also said that while there is no doubt that "people cause climate change," the developing world has been responsible for a much smaller share of world's greenhouse gas emissions than developed countries.

Still, Thoraya Ahmed Obaid, the U.N. Population Fund's executive director, told a news conference in London on Wednesday that global warming could be catastrophic for people in poor countries, particularly women.

"We have now reached a point where humanity is approaching the brink of disaster," she said.

In three weeks, a global conference will be held in Copenhagen aimed at reaching a deal to replace the 1997 Kyoto Protocol, which required 37 industrial countries to cut heat-trapping greenhouse gas emissions.

On Wednesday, one analyst criticized the U.N. Population Fund's pronouncements as alarmist and unhelpful.

[link to abcnews.go.com]
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heres the official UN FLAG


bsflag
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heres the official UN FLAG


bsflag
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actually it's:

:bigbs:
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