PSYCHICS GIVE ME A READING OR I'M STABBING MYSELF AND JUMPING OFF A CLIFF-I PROMISE!

NOW PEOPLE!

1) No
2) You will be broke within the month
3) Steve

1. No.
2. --
3. Shirley.

If I were you I'd just go ahead and jump.

Thanks guys who answered. Anybody else?

Just remember, if you take your life, you are only going one of two ways...Heaven or HELL

HELL IS REAL!

Don't do it!

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Ok my magic powers tell me this will end the same way the first time you did this.

For Christ's sake, JUST DO IT so we can all get some peace from your idiotic ravings and childish demands!!! Fuckn' Queen...

Last Edited by GSB/LTD on 05/12/2010 07:40 PM

yeah i say just jump

Freefalling may be fun! Think of all the people that
PAY for such thrills at parks.

Dude, there is nothing pretty or romantic or attractive about death. Nothing. First thing you do when you die, is you defecate all over. Then, you decay. Plz stop joking about death. It will come to you like to all ppl, in its own time. For now, feel your warm breath and your heartbeat, and rejoice in your brief moment of life on this good Earth.

I am a genuine psychic... my powers of telepathy tell me you are full of shit and have no intention of killing yourself... so no reading for you, :P

Might be hard to stab yourself mid-fall, but in answer to your questions: 1)Yes, it's up to you, if you want to you will, 2) Amounts will continue to fluctuate, 3) Ann

1.No
2.You're gay
3.Brian

Will you jump off a cliff first, or stab yourself first - cause I'm wondering exactly how that's going to go down.

1. No, but it will be your decision after analyzing everything.
2. See answer to 1.

3. An A name, such as Annabelle, or Anne, or Amy, or Abby...

Word of warning. Police actually follow up when people make potential suicide threats online, even in a joking manner.

jump then stab????????????

Go head on and get it over with it !

Banned.

will I ever open up my stock exchange?
you already have. Nigeria email.

how much money will I make from it?
5690

future wife's name? Cyndexia

1. "Will I ever open up my stock exchange?" - No.


2. "If so, how much money will I make from it?' -

Not one red penny. In fact, IF you survive your own hand in suicide, then you will be arrested and imprisoned for 20 years.


3. "What is my future wife's name?" - No name. You will not live long enough to get married. You will die from a stab wound to the chest and a fall from a bridge.

No they don't.

1. from jail
2. little
3. eunice

hmm that little rant might have created a banning moment in his life

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Well, if you're gonna, you're gonna. So get higher than two stories and don't use a butter knife. Do you plan to execute both moves simultaneously? Or will one come before the other? If you proceed, please come back and let us know how it went.