AND ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE THATS THE LAST TIME I GO TO HAPPY HOUR WITH GEORGE W. BUSH

So I take the guy out to Happy Hour since he has been all bored and jobless for a while.

I ask him if he wants to play pool and he says, Nah! just order me a no alcohol beer and whatever you want for yourself.

(No money is forthcoming, THANKS!)

Anyway, Im shooting pool and drinking my weird tasting beer and getting no buzz.

An hour later old George is playing "I got friends in low places" on the juke box and having a grand ole time.

Prick kept switching our beers.

Thats the last time I hang around with George W. Bush, thats for sure.