Howdy alien

" WE GAVE YOU HUMANS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SOME TIME AGO WE LEARNED YOU THE LANGUAGE TO BE PRECISE YOU ARE ACTUALLY SPEAKING ONE OF OUR LANGUAGES NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND"

And then:

"FREE TRIPS TO OUTER SPACE TO OTHER GALAXIES WE TEACHED THEM THE UNIVERSE"

teach (taught, taught)

Maybe you´ll get it right next time ;)


How come you make the same linguistic errors that are typical for someone whos first language isn´t English?

Or did you go to school in the US?