TSA touch my dingle berries

OP- do you know what a dingleberry is? Its when you dont wipe properly..

had no chance to wipe it clean, thoroughly creamed in my pants

I would have told her I had AIDS

i think she winked at me

No thats just the reaction women have when you dont wash

if it's a guy that's going to pat me down, i'll make sure i queef a wet silent one

LOL

There's a way to fight back. Use the double mind meld.

After they start shouting "Opt out" and the perv-son is about to feel your goodies, you answer back something like, "Oh Yum! Come to Pappa!" while motioning dramatically to your jewels or your secret garden.

IOW give them the distinct impression that you are a flaming perv.

So now instead of you being the victim, you are the dominator or the dominatrix. Mess with his or her head. Chances are, you're going to be turning the official groper into the victim. The feel up could end up being real quick and with little contact.

There is a small chance you'll be assigned a true perv. In that case, you might see his eyes get all sparkly along with a big grin. In that case, you're screwed. Unfortunately you probably won't be able to sleep for days as the trauma sautes your brain with an endless loop of replaying the sexual assault.

But the odds are in your favor over all if you turn the tables on Mr. Fingers.

Last Edited by AwthrAwthr on 11/14/2010 01:05 PM

i refuse to be a victim!

if the soap is dropped, i did it on purpose!

LOL

they leave me crotch phone numbers