The Crotch Bomber, The Butt Bomber, & Feminine Products. How Far Will They Go?

All women are required to yank out their used tampon and put it in the basket that TSA will provide at checkpoints. Then it can be examined and cleared by the bomb squad.

BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!

If true my wife is going to be soooo fucking pissed.

Excellent post OP

I want to pull the stringy, I do ! Pick me!!

Word from the street is the new threat is the 3b.

Bio-Brain-Bombs.

These organic explosives will be grown from the stem cells of the bomber himself in underground labs and implanted directly into the cerebellums of Allah's martyrs!

The man becomes the bomb!
These devastating weapons can be set off with just a single prayer!

In order to counter this deadly new threat all passengers will now be sedated and stripped nude upon entering the terminal building.(No need to get all coy, don't forget we already know what your junk looks like from the porno-wave scanner).

From there they will be subject to standard exploratory neurosurgery to ensure their brain is clear of the 3b explosive device.

Then a quick cavity search and finally the sedated cattl... Uh, I mean "passengers", will be loaded en masse onto the new seatless planes and strapped down for the duration of the flight.

This is for your protection citizens.

Any passengers who wish to "opt out" of these new procedures will be tasered and left outside Airport property.

The bill for all procedures (including taser recharge) will be taken from your account by direct debit.

Have a nice day and we wish you a pleasant flight.

We are going to be all flying naked after an extensive search..

All checked and carry ons will have to stored in those clear plastic backpacks they make kids use. None of them can weigh over a pound (not sure why ... their rules lol)


edit: I think I lost the little tiny bit of faith I had left in any form of common sense this week.

Last Edited by Raisty on 11/17/2010 08:03 PM

And if a woman is found to be wearing a sanitary pad, they will bring out the specially trained crotch sniffing dogs to check you out.

If you resist the TSA Goons will sound the alarm and all draw their guns on you until the Bomb Squad arrives to strip search you right there on the conveyor belt.

Hope they enjoy the smell of fish sitting on a counter for four days! Cuz that's what I will tell every female to do. Wear it for 4 days so the smell is ripe in the nostrils of the TSA agent.

My coworker just came back form the States and was subject to a pat down. He opted out the the machine scanner as he had extensive x-rays (dental-foot) this year and was scared of the radiation. So prior the the scan, he downed Greek food (loaded with garlic/onions) and then he ate some baked sweets. His system went crazy and he had the runs crapping out everyhing in the can. He then went through the check still feeling sick and while the guy started the pat down, he let out a huge fart. He said he could have held it, but let it rip just cuz he could. And he said he never stunk that much in his entire life. He had skid marks in the underwear. He told us the TSA agent look disgusted and the look on his face was priceless. Also, the search was very quick. He barely touched him.

We laughed so hard when he told us the story.