Um... yeah. You´re all a bunch of fucking idiots. Liberals, conservatives, I don´t give a rat´s ass. Do you realize how fucking stupid you people are, talking about breaking off and forming your own country? Do you fucking realize how insane that very notion is? I don´t care if you were joking. You´ve got your head up your ass, obviously. Pull it out, and get a real grip on things, before we end up having to kill you all for being so moronic and stop you from fucking everything up.

You want to know who the real enemies are? They´re Red, but they´re not States, fuckball. You´d better figure it out real soon, or we´re all going to be speaking Mandarin.