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gamerprincess81 (OP) User ID: 1033168  United States01/23/2011 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | gamer, what games you play on psn? Quoting: theDtrainoccasionally some COD... im big into bioshock 1 & 2, currently playing god of war 3 (got on that waggon a little late), RDR... i've been playing more of my seXbox recently and playing portal, limbo and kameo. you? never really been into hack n slash type games...usually sports(madden) or FPS. I hate black ops but it's holding me over until Killzone 3 i have such horrible aim, that i try to stay away from most FPS. i'm no asset to any team, lol and i get everyone killed. my forte is in platformers and puzzle games :) :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| D's Pet User ID: 1240797 United States01/23/2011 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do I stop the gerbils from biting my large intestines? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238867don't insert them into your rectum to begin with. have a good day! Sheesh, tell that to my mom. adameve.com many non gerbil toys for mom's pleasure. OH, and they're having a half off special right now! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Chopsley User ID: 1168389  Puerto Rico01/23/2011 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ive had genital herpes since a young age, I can only presume the headmaster at my boarding school gave it me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564Im in a long term relationship and have never fessed up to it, every six months or so when I have an outbreak i'll say I caught it in my zip, or that ive got a friction burn, It looks like its been mangled half the time. How do you confess that you are disease ridden and been keeping it secret? She won't be amused as we laugh at her bridge players who all have the same thing. I actually don't know anyone with herpes and wouldn't ask or even openly discuss it. Even if it remotely came up in casual gossip. Is herpes an epidemic over there or are you just nasty and hang with nasty people??? But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
| Thoughtful_Hobbit User ID: 1085489 United States01/23/2011 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If it looks like this forget it!!! Quoting: grrttsgar Oh hellz no! I know I am very petite and so is Gamer. There will be no mad pepper stuffing happening in these parts!  "when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." –- Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |
| gamerprincess81 (OP) User ID: 1033168 United States01/23/2011 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ive had genital herpes since a young age, I can only presume the headmaster at my boarding school gave it me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564Im in a long term relationship and have never fessed up to it, every six months or so when I have an outbreak i'll say I caught it in my zip, or that ive got a friction burn, It looks like its been mangled half the time. How do you confess that you are disease ridden and been keeping it secret? She won't be amused as we laugh at her bridge players who all have the same thing. I actually don't know anyone with herpes and wouldn't ask or even openly discuss it. Even if it remotely came up in casual gossip. Is herpes an epidemic over there or are you just nasty and hang with nasty people??? i was wondering the same thing too, i don't know anyone with it either.. :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| Opeth User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ive had genital herpes since a young age, I can only presume the headmaster at my boarding school gave it me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564Im in a long term relationship and have never fessed up to it, every six months or so when I have an outbreak i'll say I caught it in my zip, or that ive got a friction burn, It looks like its been mangled half the time. How do you confess that you are disease ridden and been keeping it secret? She won't be amused as we laugh at her bridge players who all have the same thing. We all laugh at things when they happen to others, doesn't mean we don't have the capacity to take it seriously and be compassionate about it. I really do think you need to tell her. Say all the same things you've said here. Just apologize for not coming clean sooner and let her know you felt ashamed and didn't want to freak her out. If the relationship is stable, it will not be a big deal. Promise.  "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| gamerprincess81 (OP) User ID: 1033168 United States01/23/2011 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: gamerprincess81don't insert them into your rectum to begin with. have a good day! Sheesh, tell that to my mom. adameve.com many non gerbil toys for mom's pleasure. OH, and they're having a half off special right now! damn, i gotta get there and order when i get home today! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| Halo_9861 User ID: 1126221 United States01/23/2011 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Opeth User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OH, and they're having a half off special right now! Quoting: D's PetHaha! I knew I wasn't the only one that got that email!  "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| D's Pet User ID: 1240797 United States01/23/2011 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I actually don't know anyone with herpes and wouldn't ask or even openly discuss it. Even if it remotely came up in casual gossip. Is herpes an epidemic over there or are you just nasty and hang with nasty people??? Quoting: gamerprincess81i was wondering the same thing too, i don't know anyone with it either.. I've only seen one peen in the last 20 years, so I have no idea how widespread this problem is. From what I've read, though, it's highly contagious. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1238867 United States01/23/2011 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| does size matter... User ID: 1161405 United States01/23/2011 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| D's Pet User ID: 1240797 United States01/23/2011 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OH, and they're having a half off special right now! Quoting: D's PetHaha! I knew I wasn't the only one that got that email! Does this mean we are sluts? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| * Azul * User ID: 1127821 United States01/23/2011 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: gamerprincess81don't insert them into your rectum to begin with. have a good day! Sheesh, tell that to my mom. adameve.com many non gerbil toys for mom's pleasure. OH, and they're having a half off special right now! looks like i picked a good day to get my first wabbit...or maybe butterfly. decisions. :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
| D's Pet User ID: 1240797 United States01/23/2011 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does size really matter ? Quoting: does size matter... 1161405I can't help it, I was born this way... If it reaches from you to her, it's all good. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
| does size matter... User ID: 1161405 United States01/23/2011 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Thoughtful_Hobbit User ID: 1085489 United States01/23/2011 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i like to watch. Quoting: * Azul *  "when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." –- Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1120564  United Kingdom01/23/2011 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ive had genital herpes since a young age, I can only presume the headmaster at my boarding school gave it me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564Im in a long term relationship and have never fessed up to it, every six months or so when I have an outbreak i'll say I caught it in my zip, or that ive got a friction burn, It looks like its been mangled half the time. How do you confess that you are disease ridden and been keeping it secret? She won't be amused as we laugh at her bridge players who all have the same thing. I actually don't know anyone with herpes and wouldn't ask or even openly discuss it. Even if it remotely came up in casual gossip. Is herpes an epidemic over there or are you just nasty and hang with nasty people??? google "1 in 4 adult americans have herpes" Its much more common then you would ever think. If 20 yanks post on this thread stats have proven 5 of them will have herpes. Id bet some of your closest friends and associates have it but they are hardly likely to admit it are they? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1210437 United States01/23/2011 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Opeth User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does this mean we are sluts? Quoting: D's PetNo. Means we live in happy homes. We both only fuck one man, hardly worthy of 'slutdom'...lol... I prefer the term pervette myself  "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| * Azul * User ID: 1127821 United States01/23/2011 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Thoughtful_Hobbit User ID: 1085489 United States01/23/2011 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ive had genital herpes since a young age, I can only presume the headmaster at my boarding school gave it me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564Im in a long term relationship and have never fessed up to it, every six months or so when I have an outbreak i'll say I caught it in my zip, or that ive got a friction burn, It looks like its been mangled half the time. How do you confess that you are disease ridden and been keeping it secret? She won't be amused as we laugh at her bridge players who all have the same thing. I actually don't know anyone with herpes and wouldn't ask or even openly discuss it. Even if it remotely came up in casual gossip. Is herpes an epidemic over there or are you just nasty and hang with nasty people??? google "1 in 4 adult americans have herpes" Its much more common then you would ever think. If 20 yanks post on this thread stats have proven 5 of them will have herpes. Id bet some of your closest friends and associates have it but they are hardly likely to admit it are they? 1 in 2 black women have it. That kinda ruins the numbers. "when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." –- Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |
| theDtrain User ID: 1200477 United States01/23/2011 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: does size matter... 1161405 hahahahahaha how is that possible Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts |
| Thoughtful_Hobbit User ID: 1085489 United States01/23/2011 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i like to watch. Quoting: * Azul *oops me and my damn confessions. It's okay, I enjoy it. "when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." –- Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |
| Opeth User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does size really matter ? Quoting: does size matter... 1161405I can't help it, I was born this way... Size really doesn't matter unless it's extreme. If you're very small, try to stay with the most petite women possible. The vaginal canal tends to be much smaller, as far as 'length'. Just be confident and become a good lover. Those are the most important things. Learn amazing oral if you haven't already. A BIG BIG PLUS!  "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| gamerprincess81 (OP) User ID: 1033168 United States01/23/2011 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GLP Loveline: Sex advice from the Hot Ladies of GLP Quoting: gamerprincess81Yikes... And trinity is worried about the "proxy tards". it was meant to be a fun thread, c'mon.. lighten up a bit doom tard. :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| Opeth User ID: 1113610 United States01/23/2011 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | looks like i picked a good day to get my first wabbit...or maybe butterfly. decisions. Quoting: * Azul *Hmmm, you definitely want a vibe to start. Everything else is just icing, IMHO anyway...lol!  Oh, if it's the combo one...ALL GOOD! Thought she meant the plain butterfly that you stick in your panties.... Last Edited by Opeth on 01/23/2011 05:15 PM "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
| gamerprincess81 (OP) User ID: 1033168 United States01/23/2011 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Does size really matter ? Quoting: does size matter... 1161405I can't help it, I was born this way... Size really doesn't matter unless it's extreme. If you're very small, try to stay with the most petite women possible. The vaginal canal tends to be much smaller, as far as 'length'. Just be confident and become a good lover. Those are the most important things. Learn amazing oral if you haven't already. A BIG BIG PLUS! ^this^! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
| * Azul * User ID: 1127821 United States01/23/2011 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Socapatoy User ID: 1239676 United States01/23/2011 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is this "sex" you speak of?  "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
