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GLP Loveline: Sex advice from the Hot Ladies of GLP

 
Chopsley

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Size really doesn't matter unless it's extreme. If you're very small, try to stay with the most petite women possible. The vaginal canal tends to be much smaller, as far as 'length'.

Just be confident and become a good lover. Those are the most important things. Learn amazing oral if you haven't already. A BIG BIG PLUS!

flower
 Quoting: Opeth

well if your with a petite girl, and you happen to be well endowed..there is a wall that you can hit and it just crumbles your penis..It hurts dearly
 Quoting: theDtrain


it's mutual pain. speaking as a petite girl.
 Quoting: * Azul *

I actually quit one of those times because I was afraid of hitting "the wall" again. I thought it was broke!
 Quoting: theDtrain

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well if your with a petite girl, and you happen to be well endowed..there is a wall that you can hit and it just crumbles your penis..It hurts dearly
 Quoting: theDtrain


It's no picnic for her, either. Some of us don't like when our cervix meets our tonsils.
 Quoting: D's Pet



SOOOOO, Nickname, Cervix Pounder. Bad thing?

Oh, NUMBERS SAY 70 MILLION PPL in the US have harpiece.
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well if your with a petite girl, and you happen to be well endowed..there is a wall that you can hit and it just crumbles your penis..It hurts dearly
 Quoting: theDtrain


It's no picnic for her, either. Some of us don't like when our cervix meets our tonsils.
 Quoting: D's Pet

lol sometimes going half in is boring. Oops.
 Quoting: theDtrain


I get that, but my ass or throat don't make it feel like someone just rammed god knows what god knows how far into my peesh. The fact that there's an actual "end" to my cunt causes instant freeze up of every muscle in my body. Like when you bite into an ice cube and get that instant nerve pain sometimes.
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it's mutual pain. speaking as a petite girl.
 Quoting: * Azul *


THIS.

Yeah, I had 2 boyfriends (before I got married of course) that were STUPID big. I did not like it... sometimes it's just TOO much.

Ow.... tears
 Quoting: Opeth

Uhmmm.. how big is too big?
 Quoting: Socapatoy


never had that issue i see. chuckle
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1.Doggie or on top

2.Depends on the day

3.Head DEFINITELY.
 Quoting: D's Pet


1. Doggie

2. I dunno, varies greatly.

3. Doesn't matter, I end up teary eyed either way.
tears of joy, i bet
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wanna hook up? I could do with marrying an American to get residency and i promise ill try my best not to give you the herpes.
 Quoting: theDtrain


wow that sounds so tempting. the no herpes part is hot.
 Quoting: * Azul *


hey now, i already called it.
"when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle."
-- Edmund Burke

"My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!"

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds."
–- Samuel Adams

"Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits."
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pleeez Tiger Lava....i want to run free!
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Can I please get a name?
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question to the toy loving girls: while you are playing with them, do you think in other guys other than your partners?
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Not really, because it's usually him using them on me.
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question to the toy loving girls: while you are playing with them, do you think in other guys other than your partners?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153766


I think of all the sexy men on GLP when I'm playing DJ Diddles!
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it's mutual pain. speaking as a petite girl.
 Quoting: * Azul *


THIS.

Yeah, I had 2 boyfriends (before I got married of course) that were STUPID big. I did not like it... sometimes it's just TOO much.

Ow.... tears
 Quoting: Opeth

Uhmmm.. how big is too big?
 Quoting: Socapatoy


never had that issue i see. chuckle
 Quoting: Thoughtful_Hobbit

spank
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pleeez Tiger Lava....i want to run free!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240864


Can I please get a name?
tounge
 Quoting: Opeth

ok...i will get my list...you choose ; )
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Boys, men.. Having problems getting action? Let us help you!

Ladies, don't be shy and help the guys out here!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


you have the most obnoxious threads...
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well if your with a petite girl, and you happen to be well endowed..there is a wall that you can hit and it just crumbles your penis..It hurts dearly
 Quoting: theDtrain


It's no picnic for her, either. Some of us don't like when our cervix meets our tonsils.
 Quoting: D's Pet

lol sometimes going half in is boring. Oops.
 Quoting: theDtrain


I get that, but my ass or throat don't make it feel like someone just rammed god knows what god knows how far into my peesh. The fact that there's an actual "end" to my cunt causes instant freeze up of every muscle in my body. Like when you bite into an ice cube and get that instant nerve pain sometimes.
 Quoting: D's Pet

lol. Yeah I know. Funny enough to talk about, back to football
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Chopsley

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question to the toy loving girls: while you are playing with them, do you think in other guys other than your partners?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153766


I think of all the sexy men on GLP when I'm playing DJ Diddles!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

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And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
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you have the most obnoxious threads...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240875


So don't read em!

Wow! What a concept!

spank
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There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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question to the toy loving girls: while you are playing with them, do you think in other guys other than your partners?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153766


I think of all the sexy men on GLP when I'm playing DJ Diddles!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

Feelings mutual.tounge

firecrotch
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The GLPtard's brain:

50% Doom.
49% Sex.
1% Actual things they will have to deal with.
name is chuck and i like 2 fuc
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I have a foot fetish...(I don't like french pedicures or anything like that...I like natural, clean, taken care of feet of a woman) do any women on GLP get "freaky deaky" with the foot fetish or are you guys some of those weird chicks who think its gross? Mmmm I love me some pretty feet, might go suck some toes right now
My name is chuck and I like to fuck
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I like my girls legless....Literally.

Im talking stumps like they stepped on a landmine, Boxing Helena style. Its hard to advertise for things like this in the personals, Anywhere online that caters for this?
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question to the toy loving girls: while you are playing with them, do you think in other guys other than your partners?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153766


I think of all the sexy men on GLP when I'm playing DJ Diddles!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

Feelings mutual.tounge

firecrotch
 Quoting: Socapatoy


that's hot. rimshot
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I like my girls legless....Literally.

Im talking stumps like they stepped on a landmine, Boxing Helena style. Its hard to advertise for things like this in the personals, Anywhere online that caters for this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564


LMAO

tfyta
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No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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The GLPtard's brain:

50% Doom.
49% Sex.
1% Actual things they will have to deal with.
 Quoting: Halo_9861


denykitteh
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I like my girls legless....Literally.

Im talking stumps like they stepped on a landmine, Boxing Helena style. Its hard to advertise for things like this in the personals, Anywhere online that caters for this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564


Lube that stump and stimulate my prostate baby!
Atheist
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I have a foot fetish...(I don't like french pedicures or anything like that...I like natural, clean, taken care of feet of a woman) do any women on GLP get "freaky deaky" with the foot fetish or are you guys some of those weird chicks who think its gross? Mmmm I love me some pretty feet, might go suck some toes right now
My name is chuck and I like to fuck
 Quoting: name is chuck and i like 2 fuc 1160086


My husband has more of a shoe fetish. I think it's silly, spending all that money on shoes I can barely walk in, but hey, if it makes him happy...
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I like my girls legless....Literally.

Im talking stumps like they stepped on a landmine, Boxing Helena style. Its hard to advertise for things like this in the personals, Anywhere online that caters for this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564

4chan, they're about as psychotic as you sound.
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I think of all the sexy men on GLP when I'm playing DJ Diddles!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


muaha

pee
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There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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The GLPtard's brain:

50% Doom.
49% Sex.
1% Actual things they will have to deal with.
 Quoting: Halo_9861


Sex and doom ARE things I have to deal with.
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I have a foot fetish...(I don't like french pedicures or anything like that...I like natural, clean, taken care of feet of a woman) do any women on GLP get "freaky deaky" with the foot fetish or are you guys some of those weird chicks who think its gross? Mmmm I love me some pretty feet, might go suck some toes right now
My name is chuck and I like to fuck
 Quoting: name is chuck and i like 2 fuc 1160086


My husband has more of a shoe fetish. I think it's silly, spending all that money on shoes I can barely walk in, but hey, if it makes him happy...
blackspikecrop
 Quoting: D's Pet

your's husband sound alot like me

right down to the D
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you have the most obnoxious threads...
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The GLPtard's brain:

1% Doom.
98% Sex.
1% Actual things they will have to deal with.
 Quoting: Halo_9861


denykitteh
 Quoting: * Azul *


fixed for you lol
"when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle."
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