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Chopsley User ID: 1168389 Puerto Rico 01/23/2011 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: OpethSize really doesn't matter unless it's extreme. If you're very small, try to stay with the most petite women possible. The vaginal canal tends to be much smaller, as far as 'length'. Just be confident and become a good lover. Those are the most important things. Learn amazing oral if you haven't already. A BIG BIG PLUS! well if your with a petite girl, and you happen to be well endowed..there is a wall that you can hit and it just crumbles your penis..It hurts dearly it's mutual pain. speaking as a petite girl. I actually quit one of those times because I was afraid of hitting "the wall" again. I thought it was broke! But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1213702 United States 01/23/2011 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well if your with a petite girl, and you happen to be well endowed..there is a wall that you can hit and it just crumbles your penis..It hurts dearly Quoting: theDtrainIt's no picnic for her, either. Some of us don't like when our cervix meets our tonsils. SOOOOO, Nickname, Cervix Pounder. Bad thing? Oh, NUMBERS SAY 70 MILLION PPL in the US have harpiece. |
D's Pet User ID: 1240797 United States 01/23/2011 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well if your with a petite girl, and you happen to be well endowed..there is a wall that you can hit and it just crumbles your penis..It hurts dearly Quoting: theDtrainIt's no picnic for her, either. Some of us don't like when our cervix meets our tonsils. lol sometimes going half in is boring. Oops. I get that, but my ass or throat don't make it feel like someone just rammed god knows what god knows how far into my peesh. The fact that there's an actual "end" to my cunt causes instant freeze up of every muscle in my body. Like when you bite into an ice cube and get that instant nerve pain sometimes. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Thoughtful_Hobbit User ID: 1085489 United States 01/23/2011 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | it's mutual pain. speaking as a petite girl. Quoting: * Azul *THIS. Yeah, I had 2 boyfriends (before I got married of course) that were STUPID big. I did not like it... sometimes it's just TOO much. Ow.... Uhmmm.. how big is too big? never had that issue i see. "when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |
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Thoughtful_Hobbit User ID: 1085489 United States 01/23/2011 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: theDtrainwanna hook up? I could do with marrying an American to get residency and i promise ill try my best not to give you the herpes. wow that sounds so tempting. the no herpes part is hot. hey now, i already called it. "when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |
Opeth User ID: 1113610 United States 01/23/2011 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | pleeez Tiger Lava....i want to run free! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240864Can I please get a name? "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
D's Pet User ID: 1240797 United States 01/23/2011 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | question to the toy loving girls: while you are playing with them, do you think in other guys other than your partners? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153766Not really, because it's usually him using them on me. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
gamerprincess81 (OP) User ID: 1033168 United States 01/23/2011 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | question to the toy loving girls: while you are playing with them, do you think in other guys other than your partners? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153766I think of all the sexy men on GLP when I'm playing DJ Diddles! :gp81: "Staring down the hole again. Hands upon my back again. Survival is my only friend. Terrified of what may come.." PS3- PollyPlssyPants XBL- gamerprincss420 |
Socapatoy User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 05:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | it's mutual pain. speaking as a petite girl. Quoting: * Azul *THIS. Yeah, I had 2 boyfriends (before I got married of course) that were STUPID big. I did not like it... sometimes it's just TOO much. Ow.... Uhmmm.. how big is too big? never had that issue i see. "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
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theDtrain User ID: 1200477 United States 01/23/2011 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well if your with a petite girl, and you happen to be well endowed..there is a wall that you can hit and it just crumbles your penis..It hurts dearly Quoting: theDtrainIt's no picnic for her, either. Some of us don't like when our cervix meets our tonsils. lol sometimes going half in is boring. Oops. I get that, but my ass or throat don't make it feel like someone just rammed god knows what god knows how far into my peesh. The fact that there's an actual "end" to my cunt causes instant freeze up of every muscle in my body. Like when you bite into an ice cube and get that instant nerve pain sometimes. lol. Yeah I know. Funny enough to talk about, back to football Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts |
Chopsley User ID: 1168389 Puerto Rico 01/23/2011 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | question to the toy loving girls: while you are playing with them, do you think in other guys other than your partners? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153766I think of all the sexy men on GLP when I'm playing DJ Diddles! But if at the Church they would give us some ale, And a pleasant fire our souls to regale, We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day, And never once wish from the Church to stray. |
Opeth User ID: 1113610 United States 01/23/2011 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you have the most obnoxious threads... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240875So don't read em! Wow! What a concept! "Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
Socapatoy User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | question to the toy loving girls: while you are playing with them, do you think in other guys other than your partners? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153766I think of all the sexy men on GLP when I'm playing DJ Diddles! Feelings mutual. "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
Halo_9861 User ID: 1126221 United States 01/23/2011 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
name is chuck and i like 2 fuc User ID: 1160086 United States 01/23/2011 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have a foot fetish...(I don't like french pedicures or anything like that...I like natural, clean, taken care of feet of a woman) do any women on GLP get "freaky deaky" with the foot fetish or are you guys some of those weird chicks who think its gross? Mmmm I love me some pretty feet, might go suck some toes right now My name is chuck and I like to fuck |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1120564 United Kingdom 01/23/2011 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
* Azul * User ID: 1127821 United States 01/23/2011 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | question to the toy loving girls: while you are playing with them, do you think in other guys other than your partners? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153766I think of all the sexy men on GLP when I'm playing DJ Diddles! Feelings mutual. that's hot. :OMFGZombie: ~i categorically deny all accusations~ |
Socapatoy User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like my girls legless....Literally. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564Im talking stumps like they stepped on a landmine, Boxing Helena style. Its hard to advertise for things like this in the personals, Anywhere online that caters for this? LMAO "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
* Azul * User ID: 1127821 United States 01/23/2011 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Atheist User ID: 1240588 United Kingdom 01/23/2011 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like my girls legless....Literally. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564Im talking stumps like they stepped on a landmine, Boxing Helena style. Its hard to advertise for things like this in the personals, Anywhere online that caters for this? Lube that stump and stimulate my prostate baby! Atheist |
D's Pet User ID: 1240797 United States 01/23/2011 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have a foot fetish...(I don't like french pedicures or anything like that...I like natural, clean, taken care of feet of a woman) do any women on GLP get "freaky deaky" with the foot fetish or are you guys some of those weird chicks who think its gross? Mmmm I love me some pretty feet, might go suck some toes right now Quoting: name is chuck and i like 2 fuc 1160086My name is chuck and I like to fuck My husband has more of a shoe fetish. I think it's silly, spending all that money on shoes I can barely walk in, but hey, if it makes him happy... The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Halo_9861 User ID: 1126221 United States 01/23/2011 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like my girls legless....Literally. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1120564Im talking stumps like they stepped on a landmine, Boxing Helena style. Its hard to advertise for things like this in the personals, Anywhere online that caters for this? 4chan, they're about as psychotic as you sound. |
Opeth User ID: 1113610 United States 01/23/2011 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think of all the sexy men on GLP when I'm playing DJ Diddles! Quoting: gamerprincess81"Today young men on acid realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one conciousness experiencing ourselves subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. ...Here's Tom with the weather" :Opeth-1: |
D's Pet User ID: 1240797 United States 01/23/2011 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The GLPtard's brain: Quoting: Halo_986150% Doom. 49% Sex. 1% Actual things they will have to deal with. Sex and doom ARE things I have to deal with. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
theDtrain User ID: 1200477 United States 01/23/2011 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have a foot fetish...(I don't like french pedicures or anything like that...I like natural, clean, taken care of feet of a woman) do any women on GLP get "freaky deaky" with the foot fetish or are you guys some of those weird chicks who think its gross? Mmmm I love me some pretty feet, might go suck some toes right now Quoting: name is chuck and i like 2 fuc 1160086My name is chuck and I like to fuck My husband has more of a shoe fetish. I think it's silly, spending all that money on shoes I can barely walk in, but hey, if it makes him happy... your's husband sound alot like me right down to the D Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts |
Trench User ID: 1202181 United States 01/23/2011 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you have the most obnoxious threads... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240875The difference between combat and sport is that in combat you bury the guy who comes in second. "The more skills you have,the less shit you need" Philosophy of Liberty: [link to illuminati-order.com] email anytime: [email protected] |
Thoughtful_Hobbit User ID: 1085489 United States 01/23/2011 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The GLPtard's brain: Quoting: Halo_98611% Doom. 98% Sex. 1% Actual things they will have to deal with. fixed for you lol "when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |